Get well soon dick cheney...

[Philosoraptor]

I heard you were feeling a bit under the weather, hope you feel better soon, but if your health should take a turn for the worst, go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 9 trillion dollars. And no, you can't take Boardwalk with you my little monopoly man.

[Horse with no Name]

1. Fuck that evil minion

The only reason he survives is because the fight between good and evil is being fought...God keeps trying to kill him and the Devil keeps him alive. Old Lucifer KNOWS that evil shit will take over when he gets there.

[Philosoraptor]

4. If you can't say anything nice about a person, that person is dick cheney

[calimary]

27. Good one!

In the Tony Snow thread in LBN, people are going through the usual dispute about dancing on graves and whether it's appropriate. I certainly do not feel like dancing on Tony Snow's grave. I'm guessing that cheney, however, would present a different challenge for me.

[cliffordu]

29. Yeah, I'd struggle with that myself.....

:rofl:

[zippy890]

28. they've transmutated his DNA!!!!1111!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3604732&mesg_id=3605960

:scared:

[ColbertWatcher]

2. We certainly don't want him to pull a Ken Lay right before his trial. n/t

[Philosoraptor]

3. I'm a heathen, but I pray like crazy that there's a hell.

And that dick gets a whole wing of hell to himself.

[FloridaJudy]

5. Get well, Dick

I want you to live long enough to see in the dock at the Hague.

[Philosoraptor]

6. Hell is for assholes who murder millions & die too soon.

[KharmaTrain]

7. May He Recover Here...

[KG]

8. amen, bro.

[Turbineguy]

9. Let's hope he doesn't cheat

the firing squad.

[RC]

10. I thought maybe you wanted Cheney healthy for the sentenced hanging for his war crimes.

[XOKCowboy]

40. Kind of like swabbing an inmates arm with alcohol before giving him a lethal injection?

Darn I miss George Carlin...

[Benhurst]

11. Richard "Dick" Cheney:

May your batteries be successfuly recharged,



allowing you to continue your long journey to the Hague.

[DCKit]

13. I am SOOOOOO stealing your graphics.

And, yeah, be well Dick. We want you alert and responsive when the charges are read.

[Benhurst]

14. ...

:hi:

[RC]

41. Did you know Cheney's middle name is Bruce and he has a

...never mind.

[Philosoraptor]

12. ..............

[NV Whino]

15. Soooo...

Where did you hear/read this. I just want to be sure, ya understand.

[kenny blankenship]

16. He was a saint,

a prince.

Oh wait it's not time for his hagiopalooza yet. OK, Dick Nixon - now there was a saint and a prince.

[lonestarnot]

17. That freak just went for his annual battery charge.

For a minute you had my hopes up. hmmmmf.

[cliffordu]

31. How DO you spell 'embolism', anyhow?

[JohnnyLib2]

18. Ummm, scary thought. 100 day Vice President McCain?

Good health to ye, Cheney.

[Philosoraptor]

19. ..............

[Octafish]

20. Even a lying, thieving, mass-murdering, warmongering traitor deserves respect.

Thanks for reminding us, Philosoraptor.

[lonestarnot]

22. LOL. Serial killer respect, a new phenom.

[Initech]

24. In the same way Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer deserve respect, right?

[otherlander]

21. What happened?

Link?

[orleans]

23. here:

July 12, 2008: Cheney has his annual physical at George Washington University Hospital

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gQsJG6liEgFnRpbs7dYkY7eKLwEAD91SBB6G0

on edit:
and this:
All is fine," Cheney press secretary Megan Mitchell said after Cheney's annual checkup, which lasted less than two hours at George Washington University Hospital.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h_kspya_XeqZQVKK-aPIQ35WUwggD91SD9680

[otherlander]

44. Oh.

Thanks.

[Initech]

25. We want to see Cheney alive enough to rot in prison.

[calimary]

26. He's sick?

Where? In the head? Heart? (Oh, sorry, I forgot - he doesn't have one of those.) In his soul? (Oh, sorry, I forgot - don't think he has one of those, either.)

What's the matter with him? One of his banks on the ropes maybe? Like I care, really.

[Philosoraptor]

32. He's an EXTREMELY sick, sick man, but the doc says he's fit to conquer

[ampad]

30. Too bad

That when the evil bastard does go he will go surrounded by family and friends. Too bad some of our troops don't get the same luxury as some of them are being blown to bits and their body parts are being picked up by their friends and shipped home to their families like so much fucking baggage. If the old bastard does die and DU declares a no bad word said about Darth Cheney then I'm done. If you can say anything nice about that fucker then you got issues; lemme get an old wicked bastard in here before it's too late.

[Name removed]

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[itsrobert]

34. I hope you have a Snow-Ball's chance in Hell

of getting well soon.

[defendandprotect]

35. Anything to worry about here . . ? A new Bush VP . . . ???

[Swamp Rat]

36. mopaul rules!

:D

[DailyGrind51]

37. The good die young, so Cheney will live to be 100!

[rasputin1952]

45. You left a zero off your count, this evil creature has no timeline...

:evilgrin:

[MedleyMisty]

38. So this is great PR for DU

until the man is actually dead, at which point he becomes a saint and it will be used against us? But while he's alive everyone is cool with us wishing death and hellfire on him.

Orwell would be proud.

[lunatica]

39. I don't want him to die and cheat karma

And I don't want to have to play nice so his death can absolve him. Sorry, but Lynn Cheney wouldn't get my respect or sympathy for anything.

I just want to say it before it's too late.

[Disturbed]

42. I sure hope that he doesn't die before a new Pres. is installed.

I wouldn't want Mitt to be VP.

[EbenezerMcIntosh]

43. Just think . . .

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