ben_meyers
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Sat Jul-12-08 01:12 PM
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The price of gas is so high |
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That women who want to run down their cheating spouses are car pooling.
(found on snopes while researching a chain e-mail regarding Al Gore and gas prices.)
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file83
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Sat Jul-12-08 01:17 PM
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1. The price of gas is so high... |
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...that I proposed to my wife with Chevron gift card.
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exothermic
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Sat Jul-12-08 01:20 PM
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2. My sister was kidnaped, they demanded 5 gallons of ransom! |
Initech
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Sat Jul-12-08 01:23 PM
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3. Its so high that the local police are running a gas-for-guns program. |
Deja Q
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Sat Jul-12-08 01:43 PM
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4. The price of gas is so high, I told my coke dealer to go snort it himself. |
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Coke is cheap and I want my money to go to the most expensive addiction. :beer:
(Note: I do not do any illegal drugs, nor do I misuse legal drugs. )
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