So When's the White Satire Going Down?

[BronxBoy]

You know the upcoming New Yorker cover that shows McCain wearing a pair depends while he calls Cindy a C**t while slipping his hand under the dress of a demure telecommunications lobbyist as she pushes a telecomm bill in front of him. When is that coming out? Lot's of satirical material there!

You know the cover right? The same one that has Rush Limbaugh in his studio talking about how Obama is a Muslim while ass fucking a little boy and slipping a 100 bucks to the Hispanic cleaning lady to pay for his "package". The SATIRICAL impact of that will be sheer brilliance! I might even get some of my homies to buy this one! It will be so obvious, even THEY will understand it.

Boy I can't wait for THAT cover. Cindy McCain, after being called the "C" word, will be shown rolling her eyes at John, while trying to take off her jail issued ankle bracelet with a screwdriver fashioned from a Budweiser can. John McCain's former wives and the President of InDev will be looking through the window with an identical look of disgust! HOT DAMN!! The New Yorker will probably double their newsstand sales.

CAN'T YOU FEEL IT! The cover will be great. Karl Rove, as he boards a plane for parts unknown, will be flipping the bird to John Conyers. Nancy Pelosi would be french kissing Bush while Bush senior shoves monopoly money up her ass that has "SUCKER" written on it. THAT would be some FUCKING satirical shit. FUNNY AS HELL!

You know the cover right? The one that has Phil Gramm, laughing at a working man putting $7 into his gas tank, while getting blown by Ann Coulter. On his desk is a banking bill: "GIVE THEM WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT AS LONG AS MY ENVELOPE GETS SLIPPED UNDER THE DOOR" His signature is on it. That is going to be so fucking satirical and will really shine a light on who these bastards are. I can't wait to read it.

But you know what? We won't see it. No at all. The New Yorker is bold enough to publish this cover on the Obamas . Let's see them publish something equally insightful and inflammatory about the other side. And don't tell me about all the fine articles they have written. A lot of morons will look at that magazine cover on the newsstand and have that image seared into their consciousness and THEY WON'T BUY THE FUCKING MAGAZINE TO READ THE STORY.

And until they they do, all you motherfuckers riding the 'CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S SATIRE" horse, can ride that motherfucker out of town and kiss my SATIRICAL Black Ass!