Come CAPTION Numbnuts. The joy of future generations depends on it!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez, who dreamed up this 'legacy business' anyway? It's like having to do homework . . . but there's no one to help me cheat. . . . Geez, what does anyone expect of me, anyway? . . . I know I shoulda started it back in the beginning. Or like a couple years ago or something. . . . Now it's almost due. . . . I wonder if I could plagiarize something. I know, I can be Constitution President! Nobody reads that. They'll never know. . . . I'll say I've been drafting it for years. . . . but I gotta change some stuff and cut some out. . . . Yeah, that'll great!"

[skip fox]

1. "I know, I can be the Privatizing President . . . and, WOW, I've been doing it all along

and I didn't even know it. This must be how great things happen. . . . Now how can I top it off? I could sell the Pentagon or the Washington Mall . . . Naw, too lame. . . . How 'bout the mints? Now THAT'S an idea!!!"

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Credit to Robert Shaw (Quint) in "Jaws":

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he’s got…lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.

[AndyA]

3. The face of a man with *NOTHING* going on.

So much to do.

Breathe. Beat. Blink. Repeat. If the man lost 1% of his IQ, his bodily functions would cease.

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "So much depends upon Depends."

:)