Oh Come, All Ye Faithful, the baleful need CAPTIONED!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "What I mean is, David, if I don't know it, I can't tell you unless I already had, or forgot that I didn't know it and said something that sounded like it by accident, or you dreamed it, or I just thought of these words and said them anyway, and they happened to dawn on me like a someone setting down a Coke with ice for me while I'm busy reading the sports scores and all of a sudden I think of something like a jingle that would remember to make me know it if only I could, . . . like that. Is that clear? . . . Next question."

[underpants]

1. Well of course I have to hold a press conference every day now

no one will let me within 4 miles of their campaign what the hell am I supposed to do? Huh? (looks across room) I ask you. We ran out of bubble wrap months ago.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. "Are you going to keep talking

when I think I just made a whoop in my pants?"

[skip fox]

3. "The reason I know about the economy is because I'm the President

and know how to look it up. And not just in one of those little dictionaries, either."

[skip fox]

4. "Tom, it's not that I don't care, it that I have to show concern as though I cared, so

I'm too busy thinking about that, but if I didn't have to look concerned then you'd see that I really cared, because underneath this look of concern is a person, and people often care, right?"

[skip fox]

5. "If I had a million bucks everytime I was asked that question,

I couldn't afford a cup of coffee."

(And the press sat in perplexed silence.)

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I ain't talkin' I ain't talkin' the more you're askin' the more I'm balkin'