You couldn't get me to vote for a Republican if.....(a community list)

[dave123williams]

I'd like to start a list. It's called "You couldn't get me to vote for a Republican if.....".

Add to it, and K&R.

Here's mine:

"You couldn't get me to vote for a Republican if McCain was promising blowjobs from Kiera Knightley to be given out on my own big stack of free, tax-exempt Euros."

Have at it.

[meegbear]

1. Can't I just add to it and not K&R?

[dave123williams]

2. Sure! Do as you please!

[margotb822]

3. my life depended on it!

Oh wait, it does. Fuck 'em. I hate them.

[KamaAina]

4. ...the election was for dogcatcher, and the Dem candidate was allergic!

:P

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. ..they were all thrown in the Grand Canyon and covered over with asphalt

[flvegan]

6. Prediction: This thread will be awesome.

[dave123williams]

12. That's the idea :)

[electropop]

7. They played back all my phone calls on TV.

...and they very well might do that.

[izquierdista]

8. They were running for dog catcher

And there was a big rabies epidemic.

Actually, maybe I would vote to send them out first to catch rabid dogs. :think:

[BOSSHOG]

9. If My Dick was on fire and my neighbor put it out with a pitchfork

I detest the republican party with every ton of patriotism in my big old Sailor Dick.

[lumberjack_jeff]

10. The alternative was to shave my head with a cheesegrater. n/t

[unpossibles]

11. Hmm. Your scenario is tempting though!

but no! Kiera would never support McCain!

[Butch350]

13. That's what wrong with america...

We're too party biased. Saying, "I won't vote repub, I won't vote dem". It doesn't matter! Hello! You vote
for the individual who best represents your views, ideals, and values!

[dave123williams]

20. You're assuming that I'm not an ex-Republican. I am.

Just got sick of the false piety, religious and racial intolerance, and the absolutely disastrous greed.

There's only one other choice in this country, and Dems are it.

[Historic NY]

14. You'd pay for my high price elite call girls.

[TahitiNut]

15. "from Keira Knightley"??? Well ... wait a minute. Let me think. (Hmmm...)

More than one? Like ... once a month?

(Hmmm...)



OK ... where's the ballot? :silly:

[YOY]

17. I think you'd scape yourself on a few bones there mate

That one needs a few hamburgers...not a million...just a few.

[dave123williams]

19. Maybe a better picture....

[cobalt1999]

21. For that, I might waiver...

At least I'd have a smile on my face while the world was going to hell.

[YOY]

16. even the Fonz came down from heaven to a choir of sexy nympho redheaded angels holding

a stack of money made from the finest kind bud (which I do not smoke any more)and told me to do so.

Sorry Fonzie, not this time.

[Ghost in the Machine]

18. I'd cut my hands off before I'd pick up a pencil or push a button to vote for a Republican