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[sabra]

[flvegan]

1. "Here's where I'm driving the economy..."

[trof]

26. Bingo!

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. THIS is my Magic Wand!

[Cyrano]

"I never had sex with this podium."

[Raven]

3. "Yup, we're going right down the crapper..."

[sakabatou]

4. "They see me rollin'. They hattin'..."

[margotb822]

5. I'm sure he is ridin' dirrrrty

They all are!

[sakabatou]

11. Don't forget Weird Al's version

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

[Ghost in the Machine]

6. Ah'm a gonna push that red button and wipe out Iran, Ah don't care who likes it!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. We're going to be raptured soon and go straight down to heaven

[Tim4319]

8. America, go "Cheney" yourself!

"I did use the right finger, didn't?"

[no_hypocrisy]

9. "GET . . . . IN . . . HERE . . . NOWWWWWWWW!"

[Kutjara]

10. "I'm throwin' my Prezitenshul gang sign, yo!

See how my hand looks like the letter 'P'? I came up wit dat myself, during some boring meeting about the economy or some shit. See, I'm always thinkin'."

[BrklynLiberal]

12. Gawd. He just makes my stomach churn. Reverse peristalsis here I come.

[Quixote1818]

13. "I want an Umpa Lumpa NOW!!!!"

[JBoris]

25. lol! That was my first thought. Sadly, it isn't too far from the truth. nt

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

14. "i'm making the pie higher"

[Middle finga]

15. The middle class is going down!

[LuckyLib]

16. "When I say the economy is up I mean up! (And I'm the decider!)"

[angrycarpenter]

17. read my lips, no new ideas. nt

[islandmkl]

18. "...and you'll still be down long after I'm gone...."

[Sunnyshine]

19. America...you're going down!

Says the dictator to his pawns.:thumbsdown:

[behave]

20. "the house jee-dishury can suck my dick!!!!"

there that's about right finally

[melody]

21. My fingers are gone! my fingers are gone! ... oh, wait ...

What a doofus

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. "Which way does everthing I touch head?"

Urg but I hate that face so.

[butterfly77]

23. This economy is going down...

even further if this is the last thing I do..

[DFW]

24. Looks to me like he's saying...........

[Aviation Pro]

27. "I drink your milkshake!"

.....

[Indenturedebtor]

28. "What we need to do is drill for those renewigible energisers. That's why I told the congress

To approve a bill giving another 500 billion dollars of borrowed money to Exonn! I'm the Decider bitches. Renewigible energisers are in the ground. That's that thing beneath your feet... where you find facts. I call it "The Ground" you see. Ah heheheheh."