|
They just opened the GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY. Here is what visitors have found there:
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Tax Cut Room, with entry restricted only to the very wealthy while the rest of us are re-directed to the National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
A replica Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators and the giant walk-in closet, where you can meet many more.
The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
The Decider Room, complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, flipping coins, fortune cookies and straws.
The Iraq War Room, after you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery and a "man-sized safe."
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty, but very warm and getting warmer.
Additionally, the museum has an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
Be sure to visit the Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
Admission prices are Republicans - free; Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros
|
Printer-friendly format
Email this thread to a friend
Bookmark this thread
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
