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[The Straight Story]

[Aviation Pro]

1. Please, young lady.....

...do something patriotic. It's the only way we can impeach this fuck.

[Stinky The Clown]

4. .....

:spray:

Good one!

[panader0]

2. "If they do not fit, you must acquit."

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. "Dang - they gave LIEberman an enema, and he disappeared"

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. dupe

[kentuck]

5. But, I don't think my codpiece will fit in these ??

By the way, are you wearing a bra?

[spanone]

6. is this your bra?

[Ian David]

7. ...

"I used to be able to fit in these pants when I was skinny from doing all that cocaine."

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

17. What a douche

Ya really think that skidmark ain't noticeable?

[rateyes]

8. Condi will love seeing me in this.

[Mnemosyne]

9. Is the pants owner bald? n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. What, no codpiece?

:smoke:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. Dang, Cheney ate another little boy - I'm getting tired of cleaning up his empty food wrappers

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. What's this here here say? Oh! " Get a brain! MORANS"

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. "Rush sent them - a special souvenir from his Dominican Republic trip"

[Contrary1]

15. Wow, I wouldn't be able to fit

many tube socks in these!

[lunatica]

16. I'm picturing my codpiece right there! Rove would like it too!

Geez, look at the cleavage on her! Ya think maybe she wanted to get his attention? Well, obviously he wasn't inerested. Maybe he was picturing Gannon in those tighties

[lame54]

18. This girl is practically hanging out of her top but, he's more interested in some toddlers pants

[Aviation Pro]

28. They're compression shorts....

...used by athletes. Preznit Fuckstick is not an athlete so he has no idea what he's looking at.

[lame54]

31. that makes me not an athlete either

[behave]

19. how'd ye know i was a sniffer

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. "My pants caught on fire, and this is what's left."

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

21. "...One pair of Presidential shorts, soiled..."

:evilgrin:

[pleah]

22. Damn, look at that shit stain!

:yoiks:

[beac]

30. Poor girl. It looks likes she's laughing, but

she's probably screaming in horror.

[Indenturedebtor]

23. Finally some Presidenciul paints I can fill! n/t

[CatWoman]

24. now you see why we call Laura "pickles"

[beac]

25. "Kin ya get 'em in red? Pooty-poot's got a birthday comin' up...."

[MilesColtrane]

26. "They're made out uh asbestos for when I give press conferences...henh, henh."

"The first test run was the Nigerian yellowcake speech."

[Sparkly]

27. "Oh, so THESE are ma national security briefs!"

"Dang!! I never knew what they were talkin' about!"

[Sparkle]

29. "These should fit Bulldog"

LOL

[beac]

32. "Cool. These are just like my presidential powers--

made of fake materials and infinitely expandable. Heh heh."