If Ben & Jerry Name An Ice Cream After John McCain What Should It Be Called?

[lame54]

How about John McGrain Crunch
Oatmeal ice cream with chunks of ribbon candy and a Metamucil swirl

What are your suggestions?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGeVtzqFlUY

[Muttocracy]

1. needs more sour.

[csziggy]

92. Make it a lemon flavor with pieces of sour grapes

And call it Ol' Piss & Vinegar.

[Voice for Peace]

98. How about Moldy Sour Grapes

or McCain MoldyOldy

coffee icecream with bleu cheese & olives

[Bicoastal]

2. Prunes 'n' Fiber.

[Voice for Peace]

97. LOL McCain Super Regular

[johnfunk]

114. The ideal dessert after a main course of Colon Blow...

... or Super Colon Blow!

[Voice for Peace]

139. LOL! I haven't seen that before, very funny

[Deja Q]

183. !

:spray:

[rndmprsn]

3. old calendar that i want to throw away...

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. "You're Fucked"

Because whatever flavor to choose, the wars aren't going to stop.

[Bob Dobbs]

5. Inedible

What is this shit?

[lame54]

8. Sounds hard to digest

[Kutjara]

6. McCain Marshmallow Flip Flop. n/t

[mrreowwr_kittty]

7. Cherry Bomb Bomb Iran. nt

[bronxiteforever]

9. A "McSame"-2 scoops of vanilla with plenty of nuts

[Jeanette in FL]

21. That is the best one

I love it.

[helderheid]

149. perfect

[galledgoblin]

10. "nutty mcbane" (n/t)

[Ichingcarpenter]

11. McCain and McAble

Killer Macadamia Nuts, no chocolate, all vanilla with a touch of whipped cream
and a hint of budwiser.

[LeftishBrit]

12. Nutty McNut

It would have to be simply full of nuts, and made with a cream that is past its sell-by date and very sour.

[asjr]

13. Insane McCain

[BlooInBloo]

14. "Get Off My Lawn!!"

[lame54]

18. I gotta know - what's in it?

[BlooInBloo]

20. I hadn't thought that far ahead. It's just the first thing that pops into mind...

whenever I think of McCain.

I'm open to ideas, though. :P

[SpiralHawk]

60. What's in it? Chemlawn sorbet, with nettles

eom

[NRaleighLiberal]

15. Conservative McSwirl

Pasty vanilla ice cream with an unidentifiable lump, with a vanilla Ensure swirl and chunks of dried prunes. It is very boring to eat, even with "my friends". Tastes the same as the flavor "Dubya Disaster", though that flavor contains bits of cleared brush, cigarette ashes and chunks of pickles instead of the Ensure.

[Taverner]

16. Bitter Toxic Sludge Surprise

The surprise is the arsenic included with the belladonna.

[TexasObserver]

17. Crusty McHorseapples

This blend of plain vanilla and mother's apple pie has been aged.

[briv1016]

19. "Old Nuts"

[Hippo_Tron]

56. LMAO

[Earth_First]

22. Pralines & D*ck. n/t

[fishwax]

87. hehe -- that's what I was going to post too

:)

[femmocrat]

23. Geezer Pleaser

You can add your own ingredients-- bran, prunes, or bananas (for potassium).

[TechBear_Seattle]

24. "John McCain"

Should be plain vanilla with swirls of fig (gotta get that fiber) paste mixed with lemon (sour), cocoa (bitter) and nuts.

Then there would be a multi-million dollar ad campaign touting the new flavor while ignoring that it is basically just a nuttier version of the retiring flavor, "George II." Then make excuse after excuse as to why it never appears on store shelves.

[Phentex]

25. Trollop's Stolen Cookie Dough

:hi:

[NanceGreggs]

33. ...

:rofl:

[1Hippiechick]

196. LOL - love it....

[dbonds]

26. Crusty ole Nutty Toe Jam.

[Mnemosyne]

27. Sour Songbird. n/t

[checks-n-balances]

28. McSame Ol' Vanilla Surprise

Sweet on the outside, unsweetened on the inside,
A surprising crunch that breaks your teeth

"The 'treat' you keep on paying for"

[flvegan]

29. Tastes Like McAinus

Ingredients? Almost totally nuts.

[anniebelle]

30. Dingleberry Delight

[Barack_America]

31. The old McCain family recipe, of course...

Vanilla.

What, you mean you've already heard of it? ;)

[Oceansaway]

32. Viva McNutty...n/t....

[hyphenate]

34. Hmmmm

A few:

Devil's Food Vanilla
(Devil's Food for the fact he sold his soul to the Bush regime, and Vanilla as an indication of how he would be the same old, same old)

A Wrinkle in Time (with definite apologies to Madeleine L'Engle)
(Prune pieces in a base of a maple walnut)

The Impossible Dream (with apologies to whoever)
The tastiest sweet cream ice cream in the world, with chunks of chocolate fudge, a peanut butter swirl, walnuts and almonds--just the perfect flavor. The only problem is, it's only in McCain's imagination--it doesn't exist in his real life, and never will. ;)

[NCDem60]

35. Flip-Flop-Frappe

[TheCowsCameHome]

36. Ultimate vanilla with trollop dough and dried nuts

[SalmonChantedEvening]

37. Combovers and Cream

:D

[Lex]

90. snort

good one!

[1Hippiechick]

197. Ya beat me to it! Mine was "Come Over Comb Over"

[exothermic]

38. Can't cut the mustard custard!

:D

[kevinmc]

39. Old Fashion Horse Lineament n/t

[Riddler]

40. Nutless Piss and Vinegar

[TroglodyteScholar]

41. Depends.... n/t

[Mz Pip]

42. McDingleberry Swirl

Grandpa's favorite!

[populistdriven]

43. McCrusty's Campaign Crunch

Razed Rainforest Brazil Nuts, White(s only) Chocolate Chunks, Red-White & Blueblood Truffles, Freeze-Dried Lobbyist-Fed Leeches, Puritan Brand Prunes, and one (in each pint) Angry-As-Hell Novelty Keepsake Fire Ant (hygienically manufactured out of plastic in China).

[some guy]

44. Straight Talk

a vanilla flavored ice cream made from past-its-expiration-date curdled cream swirled together with chunks of phoney baloney.


:)

Gotta love truth in advertising of content ingredients.

[cloudbase]

45. Double chocolate

shitstain.

[LiberalEsto]

46. McLame Surprise

Plain boring artificially flavored vanilla with chunks of Big Oil and a Geritol swirl.

[smokey nj]

47. John McCain's Loaded Depends:

Vanilla ice cream with chocolate chunks and pineapple swirl.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

200. :o

:rofl:

[ThatsMyBarack]

48. Grampa McBush's Mothball Blend

:puke: :rofl:

[atommom]

49. Same shit, different carton.

x(

[kaygore]

81. Got my vote!

[jmondine]

50. George W. Bush

[jmondine]

51. Having your plane shot down doesn't qualify you to be an ice cream

[Voice for Peace]

99. LOLOL!!

you are so right.
It would be just plain wrong.


:rofl:

[Botany]

52. Old Fashioned "Fuck-ity Up"

Or maybe "Keating's 5 Flavors"

[pleah]

53. McNuts fiber crunch.

[IDemo]

54. I KnowWhoStoleTheStrawberries

[Lex]

59. LOL.

nt

[The Backlash Cometh]

55. Katrina Cake?

[SpiralHawk]

64. "Mmmm, my fave while on my record-setting vactions." - Commander AWOL

[undeterred]

57. Methuselah - Prune

[El Supremo]

58. Straight Puke Express

[Mark E. Smith]

61. McFudger

[ColbertWatcher]

62. Budweiser Sorbet.

His wife delivers it and he provides all the air.

[zbdent]

63. colon blow ...

couldn't resist ...

[1Hippiechick]

198. ROFL

[ColbertWatcher]

65. dupe. please delete. n/t

[salinen]

66. Eversoft

[Fire Walk With Me]

67. Pasty White Republican Underbelly Berry

Vanilla with grade-school Elmer's Glue/paste, the kind kids like eat, and Lima bean swirl.

And nuts. Which explains why they promised berry in the description but it was just another lie.

[Voice for Peace]

101. that's a good one

How about Can'tRememberShitGingko

[n2doc]

68. Maverick no s'more n/t

[mdmc]

74. not bad

:toast:

[Duke Newcombe]

69. Lost "Berry-ing" Crunch.

Duke

[Voice for Peace]

100. McCain's Clusters

Coffee ice cream with little red and black gummies in the shape of cluster bombs and little kids' arms and legs

[cascadiance]

70. (might be offensive, but borrowing from McCain's words...)

Cap'n Cuntch

[NV Whino]

71. Plain vanilla without nuts.

[mdmc]

72. Candy McCain

:)

[grannylib]

73. McInania Nuts

[Voice for Peace]

102. !!! excellent!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[theophilus]

75. Sherbety Orange Sherbet

S O S for short.

[peacetalksforall]

76. John McBomb

[Deb]

77. Lick Me

[femrap]

78. Death on a stick with swirlies...nt

[Deja Q]

79. Another Nutty Buck

[The Gunslinger]

80. "I hope thats pudding"

[bleever]

84. That deserves some recognition.

:thumbsup:

[Deja Q]

185. Isn't that the name of a candy bar?

[The Gunslinger]

201. LOL

Reminds me of the swimming pool scene in Caddyshack.

[krispos42]

82. McThorazine Surprise

Vanilla ice cream bleached for extra whiteness, mixed with plenty of rehashed, rotten nuts and a stiff dose of thorazine so you just... won't... care...

[Joanne98]

83. Berry Nutty

[bleever]

85. "Admiral Drippings."

Advertising tag line: "Taste What's Left!"

[jazzjunkysue]

86. Arizona Carsonoma

[beac]

116. Brava!

But I'll bet you'll have to fly across the state in your private jet to find a carton. ;)

[jazzjunkysue]

164. Grazi. N/t.

[Jakes Progress]

88. Maverick Munch. Each

pint would contain a completely different list of ingredients. You could buy a carton that had exactly what he thinks you want.

Of course inside the carton is the same rancid mess, a mashup of spoiled fruit and loose nuts and petroleum based ice cream like substance. Nothing good about any of it. But the carton ingredients swear it's just what you need.

[canichelouis]

89. The Obama flavor

Yes Pe-can!

[Canuckistanian]

91. Cherry Geritol

Or ExLax Express

[Bonobo]

93. Crusty Old Nut

[madokie]

94. vanila mcNuts

[behave]

95. Grumpy Lumpy

[Voice for Peace]

104. VERY good!!!

Grumpy Lumpy - I think that's a viable winner.


:rofl:

[Bluebear]

96. Vicolicious Tart

for Cindy.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

103. Nukular Nutbuster

:evilgrin:

[Lautremont]

105. Pieces O' Walnut

or P.O.W. for short.

or maybe Caramel Crazyeyes

or Turkey in the Strawberry

[TreasonousBastard]

106. Bull Tracks

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

107. Chunky Flunky

[Zhade]

129. WINNER.

NT!

[MsTryska]

167. This gets my vote!

It should definitely be vanilla, with a dark chocolate swirl (big oil) and pretzel bits. beyond that I don't know how to make it more distasteful.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

108. Chubby Flubby.

[Seldona]

109. McCain Delight

One cake shaped brick of bullshit aged about 70 years or so, and a shitload of red, white, and blue frosting. Let's not forget to put the little green toy soldiers on top along with some white crosses. Maybe get some brown-people candles that smell like napalm when you light them...

[beac]

110. Green Screen & Cream

A sickly green on the outside with a pasty white center that makes you pull your lips back over your teeth in a unconvincing forced smile.

[beac]

111. Chilly "Please Don't Ask Me About My Willy"

Flavored with palm sweat and studded with Viagra & birth control pills-- a real eye-roller!

[Miss_Underestimated]

112. He-can Lie

[johnfunk]

113. Codger Michelob Swirl with Aricept Crunch

Not for sale in Czechoslovakia.

[beac]

115. Old Fart & Tart

A delightful blend of used forehead bandaids and Botox, with a private-jet-fuel swirl.

[Fire Walk With Me]

118. Between Iraq and a Tart Place sorbet.

[beac]

124. Only safe to eat when surrounded by 100 US soldiers,

3 Apache helicopters, and while wearing a bulletproof vest-- which can be hard to do if you can't remember in which of your seven vacation homes you left said items.

[beac]

117. McCain's No Candor Pander

The flavor is WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE, just PLEASE vote for it!!!

[stlsaxman]

119. Bomb bomb Ira-spberry

[MilesColtrane]

120. Cherry Rage Against the McCain

Cherry ice cream with white bread dough, candied prunes, chopped filberts, and a tapioca swirl.

All pints will be sold after their expiration date.

[ColbertWatcher]

121. Napoleon Trollop Combover.

Three different flavors "combed-over" one another that change from store to store and day to day. Not because the manufacturer believes in variety, but because they forget the recipe.

[lonestarnot]

122. Lumpy McMellonoma

[CoffeeCat]

123. Chocolate chip off the OLD block! (nt)

[leftofthedial]

125. McNuts

[HughMoran]

126. Old man with chipmunk cheeks

:P

[Arugula Latte]

127. Willy 'Nilly

Vanilla ice cream with chunks of Viagra

[sce56]

128. McStain with Soylent Green Bud Fat

[beac]

130. Damn Gramm Economy Scam

You think it tastes like sh!t, but it's all in your head. Stop whining!

[ColbertWatcher]

138. Beautiful! n/t

[eleny]

131. Gnarly Gnuts

[Gregorian]

132. Angry Spumoni

Grouchy Gelato

[alfredo]

133. Old Man Smell Sherbet

[alfredo]

134. Stinky Diaper Surprise.

[alfredo]

135. Now Where Did I Put My Glasses and Molassas.

[lonestarnot]

136. Lumpy Mcbushitlerstainswirl.

[morgan2]

137. Manchurian Can-of-dates

[skip fox]

140. Dip Stick. (More of a popsickle.)

:)

[CreekDog]

141. Cranky Hubby

:think:

[elehhhhna]

142. "Long-in-the-sweet-tooth", tapioca flavored.

[spanone]

143. 'shit for brains'

[Jack Rabbit]

144. Vanilla Fudged

:bounce:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

145. Plane and Simple Nut Clusterfuck

[Marrah_G]

146. Nut-so Maverick

[FloridaJudy]

147. Crabapple Nut. eom

[helderheid]

148. McCrunchy Nut

[yurbud]

150. chunky monkey's bitch PIC:

http://fascart.blogspot.com/2008/03/3-sec-animation-monkey-on-mccains-back.html

[Vickers]

151. Strayed Talk Espresso

Coffee-flavored, with sodium pentathol swirls and little pieces of Century vitamins.

[hatrack]

152. Ben-Gay Brickle

nt

[Danascot]

153. DUzzy nomination for the whole thread

:rofl:

These are great!

[Eurobabe]

160. LMFAO!!

I second that nom.

[Eurobabe]

161. self-delete wrong place!!

[populistdriven]

154. This thread needs an elimination style vote-off

[DFW]

155. By definition, it can't be sold:

No matter what they call it (I'm for "Butt 'er Iran"), it will always
be older than the "do not sell after" date on the package.

On the other hand, can "Dried Prune Sherbet" be made?

[zanne]

156. Huckleberry. nt

[philosophie_en_rose]

157. McCaindy Ass

:puke:

[immoderate]

158. Vanilla Confusion.

Ingredients are illegible, incomprehensible, and indistinguishable from another flavor, Bush Barf.

--IMM

[Pisces]

159. old fart

[Spirochete]

Cherry Atric

[jazzjunkysue]

165. Good form, I say!

[Eurobabe]

162. Grumpy Old Fart

Pumpkin ice cream (resembling baby shit) with chunks of Fruitcake.

Lots of nuts and a dollop of trollop on top.

[Rex]

163. Napoleon Crunch

Three wonderful flavors, ruined by an unsettling crunch.

[riona]

166. Strawberry McSnoozle

[applegrove]

168. Flip-floppity marshmallow swirl.

[JHB]

169. A shake.

Ice cream's too solid for him.

[Vinca]

170. Geritol Crunch. nt

[Snazzy]

171. McFat Cat

Loaded with lots of junk you can bust a tooth on.

[KamaAina]

172. Americone Nightmare

:scared:

[Blue Belle]

173. "Straight Chalk Expresso"

Coffee ice cream with chunks of TUMS antacids. :)

[lame54]

174. Straight Talk Espresso...

With extra caffeine to help you stay awake through his boring ass rambling incoherent bullshit speeches

[Dr. Strange]

175. Crankberries Under Nutty Toffee

Yeah, the name's a little long, but I don't know how to shorten it.

[VOX]

176. Flashback Rage Sorbet with Pandering Pineapple Topping.

I am in awe of every contribution to this thread -- a more creative bunch doesn't exist! :thumbsup:

[Arugula Latte]

177. Blogosphere Smear

This flavor has been discontinued, because Americans are tired of it, according to John McCain.

[Pab Sungenis]

178. Dump a bit of everything you have in vanilla ice cream

and call it "full of shit."

[Arugula Latte]

179. Apples n' Razor Blades

A seasonal flavor, dished out around Halloween by cranky old men.

[Ramjet]

180. Rinkled Raisin ..... or perhaps

Boring Baloney..... or perhaps

Keating Kandy

[Texasgal]

181. Preperation H Ripple!

:rofl:

[SaveAmerica]

182. Chicle Slovakia "It IS a flavor" "No, it isn't, sir"

[Iris]

184. Vanilla

[Ilsa]

186. McCunt Wet-Start Flambe, after his disastrous time on the USS Forrestal. nt

[SaveAmerica]

187. So, lame, are you Ben or Jerry? Will the winner get a year's supply of Yes Pe Can!?

[mtf80123]

188. Phony Bologna

didn't see it posted here.

ps. this has to be the funniest thread I have seen in a long time!

[jmowreader]

189. McCainiac

Tootsie Rolls (they look like the shit McCain is full of), all kinds of nuts, big chunks of waffle cone and little caramels molded in the shape of flip-flops conservatively blended into vanilla ice cream.

[hisownpetard]

190. Chipmunk McBunk!

[hisownpetard]

191. Cindy's Favorite Old-Time Ice Cream Recipe

[hisownpetard]

192. How about offering the "Baghdad Sundae" - vanilla ice cream filled with shrapnel bits

and covered with Black Hawk sprinkles?

[klyon]

193. nuts and fudge

[Arugula Latte]

194. Ice Queen ... Wait, that one is named after Cindy McCain

In any case, it's just crushed ice interspersed with nails and daggers.

[NeedleCast]

195. To Qoute Garth of Wayne's World

"it would be called Pralines and dick"

[dchill]

199. Grape Nuts & Gravel.

[1Hippiechick]

202. McStars 'n' Stripes

(in case this is legitimate!) I want ice cream!

[cayuga]

203. It shouldn't be called anything - it should be recalled.

[PerfectSage]

204. McShit on a Stick

Frozen gop elephant dung on a stick.

[Joanne98]

207. LOL

[bdamomma]

205. 100 years surprise.

[baldguy]

206. Old & bitter vanilla

[AnnieBW]

208. Ape Rape Grape

n/t