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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:20 PM
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'alright, which one of you jokers glued my hand to my face?'

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HowHasItComeToThis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:21 PM
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1. EVEN MY HAND IS OLD
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Hydra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:24 PM
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2. Dagnabit! I've lost more hair!
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:24 PM
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3. Hey everybody! I'm in the next Batman movie!
I'm gonna be starring as the horribly dis-figured arch-criminal, "Hand-Face"!

You think Heath Ledger was bad, wait 'till you get a load of me!
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MonteLukast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:44 PM
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8. And we'll watch you get upstaged by Pat Leahy
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:28 PM
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4. "Why can't I remember what it was I needed to remember? Something about Czeckloslovakia..."
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:28 PM
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5. Quick! How many toes am I holding up?
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:29 PM
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6. "That *&%^$# black guy has slammed the door on my campaign"
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:43 PM
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7. "Wanna see my imitation of Nebbercracker from 'Monster House'?"
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MonteLukast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:46 PM
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9. Aw $h!t. Tough audience... don't they like "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"?!
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:49 PM
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10. I don't need one of those newfangled teleprompters.
I give speeches the old-fashioned way.

I write it on my hand.

Damn, what does that say?
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eFriendly Donating Member (260 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 12:57 PM
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11. I sure hope someone remembered to pack me some extra Depends for this trip.
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 01:09 PM
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12. Damn! I guess my ice cream cone is in the OTHER hand..."
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