If McCain decided to do his own European tour--how do you think it would go?

[book_worm]

Let's say InSane decides he wants a piece of the pie and puts together his own European tour--how do you think it would contrast with Obama? :)

[sniffa]

1. First he'd visit Czechoslovakia before visiting Yugoslavia and the Republic of Sperska

Then, the ancient island of Atlantis for some sun, before showing his mettle by visiting the dangerous border region of Iraq and Pakistan.

[babylonsister]

3. ROFL! nt

[madinmaryland]

10. Wouldn't the Ottoman Empire and Prussia be on the list also??

[Captain Angry]

13. Austro-Hungary?

Persia?
Babylon?

[sniffa]

19. And Mesopotamia

They're in need of democracy.

[tabasco]

39. The Pangaeans need some freedom.

Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Pangaea,
Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, Pangaea.

[my2sense]

2. How I WISH HE would

take his decrepit ass out there on the world stage and make another series of gaffes. It would be hysterical.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[babylonsister]

4. I wish he would, but it's not going to happen, especially after seeing

the reception Obama is getting. There'd be no comparison!

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

5. First stop: Czechoslovakia!

And then he can travel to Iraq, tell everybody how safe it is (behind a thousand or so Blackwater thugs and a Kevlar vest), and from there, on to Iraq's neighbor, PAKISTAN.

What a dope.

[elehhhhna]

43. ...then on to the Czech border of Wales! YAY!

[liberal N proud]

6. Here is a picture of the crowds he would face

[IntravenousDemilo]

7. It will probably be received as well as Hitler's European tour. n/m

[panader0]

8. Doesn't Europe share a border with Pakistan?

Italy would give him the boot.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. He'd get stuck driving in circles in a round-about.

Then visit Stonehenge and talk about the good old days.

He'd visit the Eiffel tower and, in throwing away his beret, get a dachsund to leap off the top.

Then he'd tell a older German man he was "looking for sex."

[treestar]

11. He would show his bravery by going to the USSR

After a talk with the Politiboro, he would head for Berlin to see the wall. Then he would make his way to Yugoslavia where he would warn against the failures of socialism. After that, he would go to France - scratch that, he wouldn't want to go to such an anti-Amurkan country. He would then go to see King George in London after a stopover on Monte Carlo to see Princess Grace.

[libnnc]

12. National Lampoon's European Vacation comes to mind

[Bozita]

14. The crowds would be huge!!1! Even bigger than at the NH airport!I!

[polichick]

15. About like yesterday's NH welcome - one lone reporter wherever he goes!

[Bobbie Jo]

16. National Lampoon-style is my first thought...

"There's Big Ben"...etc.

[RT Atlanta]

17. lead balloon

[spanone]

18. one reporter would be willing to go.

[damntexdem]

20. Sleepingly. Why, he'd sleep them off their feet.

He'd snooze while they shmooz.

[DCKit]

21. "Ick bun ein Airliner." n/t

[salguine]

22. With stops in Austria-Hungary, Prussia, and the Ottoman Empire.

[sniffa]

23. And a meeting with the King of Siam

The musical they'll make about that visit will be timeless.

[asjr]

24. Not to mention Anna.

[sniffa]

25. Will she end up being his 3rd wife?

Or just his second mistress?

:shrug:

[asjr]

26. Concubine, concubine.

[demosincebirth]

27. It would be a yawner

[muriel_volestrangler]

28. Well, he did, with the Middle East first, back in March

If it's Tuesday, it must be:
Iraq: Iraqis Unmoved by McCain Visit
Jordan: A McCain Gaffe in Jordan
Israel: McCain’s Holy Land Pilgrimage
UK: McCain in Britain: 'We All Misspeak'
France: McCain's Paris Romance

The gaffe? Connecting al-Qaeda and Iran. His babysitter, Joe Lieberman, had to step in:

-- Sen. John McCain, traveling in the Middle East to promote his foreign policy expertise, misidentified in remarks Tuesday which broad category of Iraqi extremists are allegedly receiving support from Iran.

He said several times that Iran, a predominately Shiite country, was supplying the mostly Sunni militant group, al-Qaeda. In fact, officials have said they believe Iran is helping Shiite extremists in Iraq.

Speaking to reporters in Amman, the Jordanian capital, McCain said he and two Senate colleagues traveling with him continue to be concerned about Iranian operatives "taking al-Qaeda into Iran, training them and sending them back."

Pressed to elaborate, McCain said it was "common knowledge and has been reported in the media that al-Qaeda is going back into Iran and receiving training and are coming back into Iraq from Iran, that's well known. And it's unfortunate." A few moments later, Sen. Joseph Lieberman, standing just behind McCain, stepped forward and whispered in the presidential candidate's ear. McCain then said: "I'm sorry, the Iranians are training extremists, not al-Qaeda."

Mere details, m'lad. It's not important for a candidate for the most powerful position in the world to keep these things straight... :sarcasm:

[book_worm]

29. I love these answers! Thanks

[Junkdrawer]

30. With or without the Lime Green backdrop?

:shrug:

[mikeytherat]

31. See photo below:

mikey_the_rat

[TexasObserver]

32. McCain: "I'll Tour the Ottoman Empire!"

"Then the Holy Roman Empire!"

[graywarrior]

33. I just heard him say he wants to give a speech in Germany as president

not as someone campaigning for president. Good luck with that.

[Disturbed]

35. McLame will bring Hannity, Billo, & Mrs. Greenspam along

to make sure that the coverage is "fair & balanced".

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. He'd annex the Sudetenland,

sign a non-aggression pact with Russia, do the Reichstag bathroom in purples and golds and ban abortion on demand.

[mikeytherat]

36. How does he smell?

Terrible.

mikey_the_rat

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. ...

[BrotherBuzz]

38. If It's Tuesday It Must Be Belgium

Or think McCain playing James Cagney in 'One, Two, Three'. "Put your pants on, Spartacus".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26_xhQBU3gA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmn4vh4qjV8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4RMwEYrOE8&feature=related

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

40. He couldn't forget Poland - the Chimp would throw a fit

[tpsbmam]

41. Oh, he'd get a turnout.......

[Blue Belle]

42. He won't go to Europe...

that might spill into a weekend and you know he doesn't campaign on weekends.