Things It's Legal for Robert Novak to Do

[Z_I_Peevey]

Well, we've got the Valerie Plame outing for starters. Now it's a hit and run. What's next for Mr. Charming?

[BOSSHOG]

1. Hit and Run while Drunk????

[Z_I_Peevey]

6. That's definitely high on the list.

[billyoc]

2. I'm thinking a limbaugh like 3rd world child raping viagra-fest.

[rug]

3. Run over Valerie Plame in a convertible.

[Hydra]

4. Helping John Yoo support his torture memos?

Carrying water for Bush is a full-time occupation- only a little time in between to hit pedestrians for stress relief!

[Salviati]

5. Punching babies in the face?

Heck, it's a cartoon that writes itself!