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[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush greets Freedom Corps Volunteer Roy Storey (R) after arriving at the Greater Peoria Regional Airport in Peoria, Illinois, July 25, 2008.
REUTERS/Larry Downing (UNITED STATES)

[DS1]

1. A volunteer? Wow, can I touch him?

[Muttocracy]

2. no dental insurance, huh? nt

[liberal N proud]

3. Roy, can I pick your boogers too?

[Hydra]

4. "Can I kiss you?"

[Zynx]

5. Bush: Whatcha got down there?

[ProgressiveFool]

6. "The larger male ape greets the newcomer with an interrogative: may I groom you?"

[krispos42]

7. "Thank you, Roy, I'm really interested in what you have to say..."

"Gotcha! Bald spot rub!" <cackles evilly>

[krispos42]

8. "No, Roy, I don't think your nose hairs need 'Just For Men'"

[bdf]

9. Are those GOLD fillings?

Hey, marine! Go get me some pliers.

[Indenturedebtor]

10. "I'll rub your head for some Blow!!!!!!!" n/t

[krispos42]

11. "Close your mouth, Roy!"

"Later, in private, after we finalize terms!"

[AlCzervik]

12. Roy, i really wish you were totally bald.

[panhead1961]

13. When I push this button you call Obama Osama - Hey it works

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. You do know that combover is a thing of evil and it hides the object of my desire

[behave]

15. I told you, I'm Batman and you're Alfred, got any more questions?

[Catherine Vincent]

16. ROFL!

What the hell is he doing?

[Kadie]

21. LOL. I have no idea.

but, as usual, there are a lot of good captions.

[WV_Biker]

17. "I'm going to suck your blood"

N/T

[carlyhippy]

18. did you swallow the cuff links Laura just gave me?!?! OPEN YOUR MOUTH NOW

The guy in the back has them in his closed hand....

[MilesColtrane]

19. *snuffle* "Hmmm....jes a couple more years for that hair to go, 'n that'll be some...

...prime scalp slappin'."

Looks like he jonesing. Must not have gotten his bald fetish on in the past few days.

[Maestro]

20. Nice tongue ring.

Can I see your penis ring?

[SoCalDem]

22. Yup.. that looks infected.. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

23. "You heard me, I said you're a fucking war criminal." n/t

[Canuckistanian]

24. Hiya, Gramps! CAN... YOU...HEAR...ME?

"MY...FATHER...GAVE...YOU... A...JOB (psst! is my 'refreshment' ready yet?)