GWB Library to Open in 2009

[Triana]

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. It will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The Tax Cut Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The Economy Room which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you enter the first time, they make you enter a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth time.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The Decider Room complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the accomplishments of the Bush administration.

[AndyTiedye]

1. and one book

[Triana]

2. Bwahahahaaa!! Good addition. n/t

[AndyTiedye]

4. If Only Bush** Had Taken as Much Interest in THIS Book

August 6, 2001, Presidential Daily Briefing

[Triana]

10. Too far above his reading level - Pfft! n/t

[Captain Angry]

3. Just give me the time and date.

And I'll make Ozzy Osbourne's defacing of the Alamo look like a dedication ceremony.

[SharonRB]

5. Those are great

:rofl:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. So they're moving ahead with that sewage treatment thang, eh?

The Official Library will be in the small brick building at the back corner of the property, in the room behind the pump.

There should be ample room in there for everything on your list, and then some.

:headbang:

[Rainbowreflect]

7. Can I have your permission to pass this along?

[Triana]

8. Oh yea! I got it from someone else and just HAD to share it! n/t

[lame54]

9. The Jeff Gannon Room - watch your back