Caption the baby

[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush holds 5-month-old Evan Price before leaving the Greater Peoria Regional Airport in Peoria, Illinois, July 25, 2008.
REUTERS/Larry Downing (UNITED STATES)

[my2sense]

1. "No they did NOT let this idiot hold me"

[Maestro]

2. The smell of liquor is overwhelming!

It burns my nose!

[sabra]

3. baby: "I hope he doesn't rub my head"

[Solly Mack]

6. :)

Wicked minds...

[sabra]

13. LOL

:hug:

[Solly Mack]

4. "He rubs my head and I'm pooping on him"

[sinkingfeeling]

5. "Mama, some big monkey just grabbed me!"

[LuckyLib]

7. "Hee-hee! My diaper's leaking!"

[azmouse]

8. "Is that smell my diaper or is a chimp nearby?"

[Nitrogenica]

9. "I owe $31,000 already?....(shock sets in)"

[Rambis]

10. "Friggin Bastard murderer"

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Murderer.mp3

[Coexist]

11. "wait'll he smells his hand later!"

[Fleshdancer]

12. I don't have a caption, but I have to say....

this is the first baby I've ever seen W hold that wasn't screaming his/her head off! Evan is one brave little baby!

[alphafemale]

18. It's still inhaling...wait for it....

[Fleshdancer]

28. ...

:spray:

[bdf]

14. I love this kid!

He'll make a wonderful meal.

[But....]

15. For Bush...

the Price was always right.:mad:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

16. Which baby?

:shrug:

[tekisui]

17. I'm with dipshit. Give me back to my folks.

[Diane R]

19. I hope they have the safety net ready, this guy's shaking all over the place.

[malaise]

20. I'm not fighting any war for you

war criminal.

[alphafemale]

21. I don't think I've ever seen a baby with a WTF? face before...but there it is.

How COULD you put me in this assholes hands?

I'll never trust you again!

[VOX]

22. "If this is really the president of the U. S., I'd like to be put back into the womb, please."

"Where I'll be safe and warm until someone more responsible and intelligent comes along. Thank you."

[11 Bravo]

23. Remove your thumb Mr. President. You have apparently mistaken me for Condi Rice.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. Dick Cheney asked me to pick out a nice fat one for dinner

[madokie]

25. It should be illegal for that drunk to be breathing on that 5 month old child

[treestar]

26. Babies always know

They must have a sixth sense.

[MisterP]

27. "in east Texas, this is what we call a 'fryer' " n/t

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

29. "I look like Winston Churchill. He looks like an idiot."