What kind of abysmally, terminally stupid geek would buy this 9/11 junk?

[exothermic]

They advertise it a lot on teevee so apparently there are a few marks who think it's worth something.
http://www.911twenty.com/

unfuckingbelievable...
:grr:

[stillcool]

1. I've seen that one..

I love how they say limited to X per customer..order now while supplies last. As if...

[exothermic]

2. Maybe they require you to call again to order more?.......nah....

:puke:

[Wilms]

3. My money says this has currency.

[TomInTib]

4. Wait just a damned minute!

I gave all of my family members one of those for Christmas (you know, the Birthday of Baby Jesus that you people have Declared War on).

They were all in tears, I tell you.

Crying their eyes out.

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Well, Jeez, Tom--I'd be pretty emotional too

if I had family stupid enough to think that stuff was an appropriate gift for me.

I feel for yours. I really do.

[TomInTib]

7. You shoulda seen 'em.

I mean, they were all over themselves.

Saying things like, "Oh, these are treasures. We really cannot accept these, because we could never gift you with anything remotely like this".

So they gave them all back to me.

Want one?

I have plenty, and they are costing me money, what with the price of gas and all.

My girlfriend won't let me bring them in the house, so I keep them in the trunk of my car.

Tom

[derby378]

11. You're actually offering to give them away?

If so, wow.

[TomInTib]

13. Actually, I was just joking.

Am I not transparent enough?

I would never pay money for something like that.

Even if I had any money.

I went broke on the Chinchilla Ranch.

And then borrowed (against the house) to start raising emus.

Oh, well....

[Jackpine Radical]

17. OMIGOD Tell me it isn't so!1!!!

I just ordered 10,000 chinchillas.

[TomInTib]

18. You are so f***ed

You shoulda axed me, first.

[Jackpine Radical]

23. Aw, Jeez, how was I to know. It sounded like SUCH a good idea.

Well, I guess I'll just have to make the best of it in tough times. We can always wear chinchilla closthes in these cold Wisconsin winters and eat chinchilla stew. Are they hard to skin? Do they taste OK?

[dysfunctional press]

6. their mailing list of buyers could be worth a FORTUNE...

a list of 100% guaranteed SUCKERS who could be counted on to buy the most worthless crap imaginable...

[tridim]

8. But "Struck in .999 Pure Silver Leaf" sounds so impressive!

If you're a dumb-ass.

[Union Thug]

9. I'll bet they're buying 'em up over in Freeperville. Shallow expressions of patriotism is

they're stock and trade.

[Marr]

10. This one's got the added attraction of being vaguely self-contradictory.

Up until 9-11, the only times I ever heard right-wingers talk about New York was when they were talking about liberals, and they always spat the city's name. "Neeew Yo-werk".

Ever since 9-11, they've posed as New York's best friend and avenging angel. Except for when they're sneering about liberals, of course. Then it's still "Neeeew Yo-werk".

[bdf]

21. Speaking of shallow expressions of patriotism

This is one of my favourite videos.

Don't get put off by the minute or so of close harmony smuttiness at the start. This video really fucking rocks.

Stick Magnetic Ribbons On Your SUV

[asdjrocky]

12. My stepson lost his favorite Aunt that day.

She was on the top floor. I find this disgusting.

[Bluebear]

16. How horrible for your son. And you are right, this is absolutely a disgraceful product.

[Fed_Up_Grammy]

14. More proof that there is a sucker born ever minute.

[SmileyRose]

15. Government Authorized Non-circulating Liberian legal tender

:rofl:

can't decide if this or that rug Dumbshit and the missus stomped on is tackier.

[fla nocount]

19. Freeps, not geeks promote and buy this and the 9/11 myth. n/t

[SeattleGirl]

20. Just saw the commercial for this about half an hour ago.

:eyes:

[salin]

22. within several weeks of 9/11 the local liquor store was selling bottles of wine

with an eagle on it and some slogan. It was right up at the cash register. I asked if some of the procedes were going to family of those killed. The clerk looked embarassed and said it wasn't. So I commented that this was just some distributor's way of making money off of that national trauma. The clerk said that numerous people had expressed consternation about the wine's marketing. Noticed the next time I was in that it was gone - and nothing like it has ever been pedalled their.