Bush Refuses to Set Timeline for White House Withdrawal

[tannybogus]

WASHINGTON (Ucs News) - A defiant President Bush vowed today not to negotiate with Congress about setting a date for withdrawing His administration from The White House, and he said the American people would blame Democratic lawmakers if he was forced from office before "My work is complete.."

"Now, some of them believe that by demanding that I leave the White House, they can force our commanders in Iraq to withdrawal" Mr. Bush said. "That's not going to happen. If Congress forces me from the White House after the election, the American people will know who to hold responsible."

"Here's the bottom line," Mr. Bush went on. "Setting an artificial timetable for withdrawal from the White House will only embolden the Democrats. And I have made it clear for weeks I'm not leaving."

I hope this ends up as satire and not prediction.
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[npincus]

1. lol- borowitz?