Is it possible to reach into the TV and throttle Candy Crowley?

[Stevendsmith]

I can’t seem to make this work.

Jeezus, could this woman be more of a vile GOP water carrier? Watching her press Obama to clarify that he is not a Muslim is enough to make me blow a fucking gasket.

[spanone]

1. if that were possible she would have passed long ago

[liberalmuse]

2. No, it's not possible.

I've tried. :(

[DS1]

3. She feeds on the hand of the righteous

If people stopped trying to throttle her, she'd starve

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Naw, but you could stop watching the crap that passes for TV *news*.

:-)

[mikelgb]

5. I actually got my hands through the screen but

they wouldn't fit around candy the hut's neck (or lack thereof)

[JackORoses]

10. you have to use a chain, like leia did

[mitchum]

6. Yes, but's easier to just lure her out with a pound of butter

[Benhurst]

7. Now that Timmy Boy has passed over, she's this nation's top infotainment corporate journalist.

No one can weigh into breaking news the way Candy does, and if she decides to sit on a story, you'd better believe it will never see the light of day.

[asjr]

8. Why is anyone doing that? It has

been shown false. Candy Crowley must have been under her rock when all that was going on. I wish when we get a new president we could get a new "news force."

[JackORoses]

9. I want someone to invent a device that makes my screams at the TV audible to those on it

I would so love for these 'journalists' to catch a bit of my running commentary.

It would be a thing of beauty.

[Stevendsmith]

13. Hilarious! (N/T)

[Frances]

11. I think the only reason CNN keeps Candy Crowley around

is to interview Dems and make them look bad.

[Joanne98]

12. If you find a way, let me know.

[barbtries]

14. i don't know who she is

i thought knowing that might cheer you up.