Karma bites Chimp: he's got a comb-over!

[npincus]

The other day when Chimpy looked down at the podium of a Rose Garden press conference, the camera caught a glimpse of what could not be mistaken for anything other than a COMB-OVER! I can't find a good pic ont he internets of this phenomenon, but please trust me that I saw it with my own 2 eyes.

Yes folks, another indignity has been served to this criminal... his hair has receded as quickly as his presidency. Just like he believes he can bend facts to his will and cover-up the lies and crimes of his administration, he is trying to fool the American people with hair spray and (perhaps) scotch tape.




hard to see it here... look down, Chimpy!

[mwb970]

1. It reminds me of Reagan's phony, jet-black hair.

Not a trace of gray while he was in office, even as he approached 80. This is just so emblematic of Republicans, with their focus on surfaces and symbols and their denial of substance (protect the flag, wear the lapel pin, while royally screwing the country itself).

I notice that Bill Clinton has "gone gray" in a normal, human way. But I wouldn't count on "normal humanity" from a Republican. You won't get it.

[charlie]

2. He's been working that thin spot for years

It's just become more noticable.

If he winds up sporting the shiny look, I wonder if it'll kick his bizarre baldhead fetish into gear. Ick. We'll have to endure watching the weird little dude groping his own coconut.

[npincus]

3. lol

you've got a way with words!

Unfortunately, you have defamed coconuts everywhere by the comparison!