I don't even watch Dancing with the Stars, but if he makes the cut, I HAVE to!!

[CatWoman]

Dan Quayle to Dance on 'Stars?'

Will Dan Quayle be putting on his dancing shoes? The former Vice President of the United States is "on the short list" of potential stars for the upcoming season of "Dancing with the Stars," according to online sources.

While no official cast names have been announced, celebs rumored to be under consideration include socialite Kim Kardashian and former boy bander, Lance Bass. An official announcement will soon be made on "Good Morning America."

Quayle served as Veep under the first George Bush, and is best remembered for incorrectly correcting a spelling bee contestant's spelling of "potato" to "potatoe."

Season 7 of "Dancing with the Stars" premieres September 22nd on ABC.

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/07/dan_quayle_to_dance_on_stars.php

[UrbScotty]

1. I thought you had to be a *star* to appear on that show.

[katandmoon]

3. Two words -- Tucker Carlson!

[Sanity Claws]

18. That's what I was going to say.

I'll be Quayle will prove to be as talented a dancer as Tucker.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. What a career.

Remember when people used to make fun of the idea that somebody as stupid as Dan Quayle could have been President? God, what innocent times.

[CatWoman]

7. George Bush makes Dan Quale look like Einstein

:)

:hi:

[valerief]

29. Amazingly, that's actually true. Although DQ probably wouldn't give

backrubs at inappropriate times, so it might be a wash.

[Submariner]

12. John Kerry said something like

the Secret Service have been told that if President GHW Bush is killed they have orders to shoot VP Quayle.

Kerry got ribbed a bit for that. I liked it myself.

[fl410]

4. I'm embarrassed to admit I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to there.

Sorry!

[CatWoman]

9. do you want an answer, and did you just want to register your ignorance of the show?

[fl410]

11. Uh, no...and yes.

:D

[CatWoman]

16. Dancing with the stars is a television show

that pits dancing celebrity couples against one another.

[fl410]

19. Thank you...I actually more or less surmised that, I was just being a wise-ass mostly.

As is my wont.
:-)

[valerief]

22. I thought you didn't know who Dan Quayle was. nt

[fl410]

25. Ah, well my bad for explaining poorly. I knew Dan Quayle, he was no Lloyd Bentsen.

:D

[trumad]

5. I love to dance----

[CatWoman]

8. Tru!!!!!

:hi:

:loveya:

LOL, Good pic!!

Looks like I have to update my stash :)

[Annces]

6. I love that show

Those stars work their butts off.

[katty]

10. what a stellar career, dan--this is the cherry on top?-don't trip

[Parche]

13. Its Now Danc With The Stars

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi: :hug:

OH MEOW

[Booster]

14. Oh, God, that kitty made me laugh. Thanks for that.

[CatWoman]

24. Parche finds the most adorable kitty pics

:)

[CatWoman]

17. LOL

A dancing kitty!!!

:hi:

[valerief]

28. No, no, Danceing With the Stars. (BTW, the kitty is muy groovy.) nt

[valerief]

15. His quotes provided me with many, many, many hours of entertainment.

I wish I could find the huge list of them.

Got some from here
http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/quayle.htm

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund, 5/9/89. This gem has been added to Bartlett's 'Familiar Quotations' and the Encarta Book of Quotations (reported in Esquire, 8/92) (reported in the NY Times, 12/9/92)

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Senator Dan Quayle, 9/15/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92, The New Yorker, 10/10/88, p.102)

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

[Bozita]

21. I was given a pad of Post-its. Each stickie had a different Quayle quote.

Yes, it was a fairly thick pad.

[valerief]

20. Here's a nice list of Quaylisms.

http://barelybad.com/quayle_allquotes.txt.htm#top

[malaise]

23. Will he dress up like a potatoe

or however he spells it? I'm betting he falls down.

[CatWoman]

27. !!!!

:rofl:

[eShirl]

26. "So You Think You Can Dance" is way better (and currently still in season 4) n/t