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Puzzler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 02:25 PM
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Here's an Obama joke....
Edited on Wed Jul-30-08 02:26 PM by Puzzler
... it was initially a Bill Clinton joke, but I think it illustrates the way the MSM treats the Dems in general:


Barack Obama sees a boy drowning in a deep lake. Wasting no time, he walks across the water picks up the boy, and then walks back
across the lake to the shore, handing the boy back to an obviously grateful mother. The next day's headline in the main stream media:

"OBAMA CAN'T SWIM!"


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jakem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 02:27 PM
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1. sounds like it might have originally been a Jesus joke...

us liberals can't get a break!
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fl410 Donating Member (114 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 02:27 PM
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2. It's about the same as one I heard back in the late 50s about the good ole boy who shot
his newly-acquired hunting dog 'cause it couldn't swim. :D
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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 02:29 PM
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3. Obama can't swim? That bastard.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 02:31 PM
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4. There was another one I got the other day:
It made no sense to me, especially since Obama was raised in cold weather states and McSame is from AZ. So I sent a funnier McSame joke back to her.

It was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner. After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.

There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the first day, John Mc. returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.

Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day John Mc. came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.

That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said, "Obama, I think John Mc. is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating."

The next night (after John Mc. returns with 50 fish), Harry said to Obama, "Well, tell me, how is John Mc. cheating?"

Obama replied, "Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting holes in the ice."


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