Blair Job (a definition)

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I know he's no longer Prime Minister, but Tony Fucking Blair has ambitions to be President of Europe, which will give him more chance to advance that fascist governance he calls "New Labour" (remember that "Nazi" is a shortening of "National Socialist German Worker's Party," so don't be fooled into thinking that fascism arises only from the right wing).

A Blair Job is a highly disgusting sexual act offered to a person in an attempt to gain political advancement. A typical way to give a Blair Job proceeds as follows:

1. Eat tainted food in order to develop gastro-enteritis.
   
2. Whilst in the throes of severe diarrhœa, present your naked bottom to your prospective sexual partner.
   
3. Accept violent anal penetration by your sexual partner.
   
4. As sexual partner approaches climax, he withdraws and inserts penis in your mouth.
   
5. Sexual partner ejaculates in your mouth.
   
6. Swallow the mixture of diarrhœa, lube and ejaculate (technically known as "brown http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_(sexual_neologism)">Santorum").
   
7. Give a press conference and, with a big grin on your face, explain in exquisite detail what you just did and how much you enjoyed it.
   

An example of soliciting a Blair Job:

Tony, George just called and said that if you want him to support your bid to become President of Europe it will cost you a Blair Job. If you want him to say nothing at all on the issue it will cost you five Blair Jobs.

Derivation unknown.