The news that Admiral McCombover has received a letter ...

[ColbertWatcher]

...containing a "white powder" and a "threat" means...

[glowing]

1. they only send those things to Democrats and people who want to pull the

rug out from under them.. this is clearly a deliberate move to take one's mind of the many lost McCain properties.. and put suspicion on Democrats who will be decending on the town this next week.

[ColbertWatcher]

3. Yes, and another reason to send more cops to Denver. n/t

[FVZA_Colonel]

2. They're going to try and paint him as the victim of a "terror attack."

It's cheap and disgusting, but they'll do it.

[graywarrior]

4. It was Jewel Dust

http://jeweldust.com/

[Jazzgirl]

5. When I first read about it the first thing I thought was

that it was a classic Rovian trick. He is not original at all. They are doing the same thing they've always done. They are dicks.

Edited to add a word that my fingers failed to type. :evilgrin:

[libnnc]

6. Other

Cindy's experimenting with the harder stuff.

[ColbertWatcher]

7. Snort! n/t

[Dr.Phool]

23. The threatening note was from her dealer.

He said he's gonna break somebody's legs if they don't pay for the last delivery.

[C_U_L8R]

8. They are desperate to get the McMansions off the news

desperate I tell ya

[ColbertWatcher]

9. McMansions!? You mean how many houses McCain has?

How many houses does McCain have?

[jmowreader]

10. I heard it was thirty-four

And there's no beer in any of them--not a drop.

Nine condos
Six beachfront cottages
A cabin overlooking Vail
A cabin overlooking Big Sur
Five McMansions
Four real mansions
Three airplane hangars with living quarters in the back
Three of those motorhomes they make out of old Greyhound Buses
One van down by the river
And there's this one in the middle of the Nevada desert that has a red porch light...but we don't discuss that one because McBush's Base would be highly displeased to learn their candidate owns a brothel.

[ColbertWatcher]

16. Don't forget the house he lived in for 5 1/2 years in Vietnam! n/t

[jmowreader]

25. Oh yeah. Thirty-five, then.

[ZombieHorde]

11. Dr. Bruce Ivins is mailing things from beyond the grave!

I voted for this one because it would make a fantastic movie title. Who wouldn't want to see it?

[ColbertWatcher]

13. Who would play Ivins?

Bruce Willis?

Will Smith?

[ZombieHorde]

14. Dreamboat Johny Depp.

[ColbertWatcher]

17. Oh yes, and who would play Mrs. Ivins?

And his love interest at the office?

The young, scrappy neighbor child who Ivins adopts and must protect while the anthrax monsters invade America?

[ZombieHorde]

18. The woman in your sig would be great.

[ColbertWatcher]

19. Johnny Depp married to Faye Dunaway?

She's too old for him, maybe Dakota Fanning can play "Mrs. Ivins"?

Or Jessica Alba?

What should the name of this masterpiece be called?

[ZombieHorde]

20. the name of this masterpiece

"Dr. Bruce Ivins is mailing things from beyond the grave!" is a fantastic title in my opinion. If you saw a movie with that title on the video shelf, would you not at least pick it up and look at it?

[ColbertWatcher]

21. If I were behind the promotions for this movie ...

...I would put an unidentified white powdery substance in each package.

And yes, I'd rent it. Hell, I'd wait outside a movie theater for a month to get tickets.

[ZombieHorde]

22. an unidentified white powdery substance

Perfect!

[TexasObserver]

12. It's Rove, and it's a twofer. Attack on McCain and it's DENVER.

Democrats, hint, hint!

[lonestarnot]

15. Fuck that Ivins is a tricky devil!

[TankLV]

24. the cops will break in and shoot his dogs...

hey - it can HAPPEN...