GOP convention plan leaked…

[burythehatchet]

I don’t have all the details but a well-placed source has confirmed to me the following:

...Each speaker will have between 9 and 11 minutes to give their speeches

...The speakers will be rushed on stage and then off stage in “surge” fashion

...McCain will be dressed in his original POW attire, and behind him will be a large image of a cross. To the TV viewer it will look as though McCain is being crucified. There's some debate whether he will will be barefoot

...Chuck Norris and Cindy McCain will in a suspended cage with Chuck doing karate kicks and Cindy dancing topless

...Wilford Brimley will be distributing Diabeetus supply kits to the conventioneers

if you all hear about any other details please let us know.

[TornadoTN]

1. Here's the promotional poster for Mr. Brimley's event at the convention

[liberal N proud]

2. LOL

:rofl:

[Triana]

3. Here's the rest of it:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=6762769&mesg_id=6762769

[DS1]

4. All the delegates will be given marshmallow guns with which

they will relive the good old days and shoot a giant effigy of Monica Lewinsky bukkake style and talk about the good old days.



don't google that

[TornadoTN]

5. hahaha! PRICELESS!

GOP Bukakke Bonanza!

[Swamp Rat]

9. LOL!

:D

[jwirr]

6. Well, you know they have to do something to end the boredom. nt

[alfredo]

7. They will all wear "I Like Eich" buttons for that "retro" look.

[sandyj999]

8. I've read a lot of funny stuff today but this takes the prize! n/t

[Swamp Rat]

10. Don't forget the Talibornagain who will be conducting the crucifixion.

:D

[tsuki]

11. And the entire "Press Corpse" will be there properly attired with

presidential kneepads.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. They will let Joe LIEberman sacrifice the pet goat right before...

he fornicates it's still warm and still twitching but semi-rigid body and then Joe will rise up on hidden wires and fly around the place whiles he eats a 69 pound ham sandwich and swears on a $4.99 Harbor Fright portable megaphone(batteries included)that he's been boned again. Later Joe will wait in the lobby with his 40 pieces of silver from Karl Rove, to kiss big fat asses and sign autographs for a quarter a piece.

EDIT..."BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!"...that is all.........

[burythehatchet]

13. "so what's the name of your act?"

The ARISTOCRATS!

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Little George and the Baphomet Boyzz!

[Swamp Rat]

16. LOL!

:D

[opihimoimoi]

18. Ole Joe will drink the blood of the Sacrificial Lamb....somewhere in the act

25 cents is kinda high....

[Hubert Flottz]

19. jOe is overpriced I'll admit but...

With inflation the way it is a 2 bit whore like that is about as scarce as republican morality.

Speaking of inflation...I can't wait to see them release all those Vinyl Blow Up Ann Coulter Dolls at the end of Cindy's nudie nannar dance.

[opihimoimoi]

20. Dammmit...you let out the suprise...Them Ann Coulter Blow Up DOLLS are gonna be DOOR PRIZES

at the Pig Meetup (Convention)

This is too rich

I got no idea what they be giving the ladies...maybe cukes....

[Hubert Flottz]

21. Those dolls have a purdy little mouth...

But the neck and hairy armpits would only work on a Viagra crazed "prick" like Joe!

Edit...Almost forgot...Free Mudflaps for the kiddies and plenty of free porking for all you soccer mammas out there in the "Homeland."

[opihimoimoi]

24. and only 4 AA Batteries to operate...damn cheap

I need some mudflaps when visiting Twin Cities....gatta keep protected....

[Hubert Flottz]

25. I think I's stay out of the shitter if I were going there...

They might invite Larry Lounge Lizard!

[opihimoimoi]

26. I think I wanna take a snapshot of the famous stall for fun....LOL

Come, we sing with Celine in Friendship song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRF5OXnA_to

[Hubert Flottz]

28. For it is Written ...on the walls of stalls...

"For a good time call Scary Larry"

Minn. team's promotional giveaway features 'bobble foot' in toilet stall

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/05/minn-team-gives.html

Beware of the BobbleFoot!

[opihimoimoi]

29. Damn you Hubert,,,,,dat is so funny....just need the wide stance and used paper on the floor

and it would be perfeckkkkk

[radfringe]

14. I hear they are rationing

the number of tables/chairs that can be set up to 5 1/2

[malaise]

17. HaHaHa

:rofl:

[central scrutinizer]

22. exclusive video of dress rehearsal leaked!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL_76KEp2Gk&feature=related

[alfredo]

23. Here's their entertainment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWQCHb95rg&feature=related

[KharmaTrain]

27. And Here's A Preview Of Monday Night's Photo-Op...

:rofl: