So the chimp is going to Texas to evaulate the hurricane

[undeterred]

which is really nowhere near Texas, and it gets him out of going to the convention in Minnesota. What a LOSER.

[MichaelHarris]

1. He should just watch MSNBC

their reporter just showed potted plants blown over. It was so horrible, I wept for the poor plant. Man I live on the Palouse in eastern Washington, I have to nail plants to the deck.

[undeterred]

2. While they're out of the White House we should

pack up their stuff and send it to them in Crawford with a note:

Don't bother coming back. Take the rest of the term off. You've done enough damage.

Signed,

the United States

[onethatcares]

3. and send him only

the letter "w" from all the computer keyboards.:rofl:

[SpiralHawk]

4. "Smirk." - Commander AWOL

"Gonna kick back at the Imperial Pig Farm Upon Crawford. As usual. Smirk."

- Commander AWOL (R)

[malaise]

5. He might meet it

looks like the worst of the rain will be in Texas. Houston could be a disaster

[undeterred]

6. Crawford is about 200 miles furthur inland

I'm sure he'll be safely watching the TeeVee machine.

[hisownpetard]

7. They aren't even capable of making up a half-way plausible excuse. DUH!