FR in disarray

[wtmusic]

"It's normal in an extremely harsh environment like Alaska to start reproducing early. It's mainly the survival instinct at work."

"Please, please don’t start a baby shower. Don’t overreact—don’t try to make this out to be “just normal.” That’s going to fuel the Left to charge us with hypocrisy.

Look, that the girl is pregnant is not good. She did wrong. She’s living with the consequences. To try to pretend that it’s just all hunky dory and normal and wholesome is to overreact.

You really aren’t helping Bristol Palin or her family.

Please use some common sense."

"I have to admit, I was jolted out of my chair when I read this news. Read it over twice, and came to terms with it....What I’d like to know is: Why didn’t Todd Palin show the baby’s father the family gun collection? I’m a guy, and let me tell you, that would have been intimidating enough to keep me from making any moves on the girl."

:rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

1. "FR in disarray"

So what else is new? :)

[Breeze54]

2. Buwahahaha... Just living in Ak causes Teens to get pregnant?!

:wtf:

Those RWers are nuckin' futs! :silly:

If that was the case, then New England would have an exploding population!! :P

[wtmusic]

3. Being close to Russia, they know more about foreign policy too

but the "firearm-based birth control" takes the cake. What year is this anyway, 1845? :crazy:

[Crunchy Frog]

8. Being so close to Russia causes stress that only teen sex can alleviate.

The poor Alaskans can't help themselves, any more than POW McCain could help himself from cheating on his wife.

[demobabe]

13. They need the extra bodies to help build igloos!

Doncha know everyone sleeps in big piles up there? Keep trying to explain it away Freeps... :P

[Breeze54]

17. I think they're saying people keep warmer snuggled together... and

that leads to OMG...SEX!! :P

And with all that daylight too! :silly:

Isn't it daylight up there for 6 months of the year?

[Jack Rabbit]

4. "Why didn’t Todd Palin show the baby’s father the family gun collection?"

Maybe he did. There is a wedding in the works.

[texanwitch]

5. Future Republican VP daughter has to have a shot gun wedding.l

I hope CNN covers it.

[KatyaR]

18. Well, at least they'll already have the guns.

That's one less thing they'll have to worry about when planning the wedding.

[zeemike]

7. And maybe he did and it gave the kid ideas

Guns can be a phallic symbol.

[Nevernose]

6. "normal in ... harsh environment ...start reproducing early"

"It's normal in an extremely harsh environment like Alaska to start reproducing early"

Are they talking about the reproductive cycle of muskrats or human teenagers?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

16. Ahhhhhhhh

That would account for Alaska's three electoral votes.

[draftedin66]

9. Normal to reproduce early in a harsh environment. I guess that explains Alabama's high teen preg

rate?

yikes

[Jack Rabbit]

10. Welsome to DU, Drafted

!!

[MiniMe]

11. I'm surprised they didn't come up with "Hey, it's cold at night up there"

:eyes:

[Ghost Dog]

19. Mmmm. Ah yes, now I remember clearly what it used to be like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QQN-eQTa24

[zeemike]

12. I know what you mean

I have had a long standing posting relationship with a hard core freeper on another site and hadn't posted much until Palin came up.
Then I posted everything including the baby scandal and now he wants to lighten things up so he posted the Red State Report.
And some of his followers are coming up with all kinds of lame rationalizations for it.
It has them just where we want them right on the defensive.

[onethatcares]

14. ok, what about the tv show,

ice road fuckers, a brand new reality show. Quick someone get ahold of the faux network.

[Snotcicles]

15. The deeper the snow, the higher the birthrate. Whaa. nt