Fire Walk With Them: At the Twin Peaks Lodge with the Republican Party

[readmoreoften]

I swear...the Palin family--with their dead animal decor, Down Syndrome infant of dubious parentage, secret "Joel's Army" society affiliation, shotgun wedding, and small town Alaskan locale--bring to mind two words: TWIN PEAKS. Whenever I see their pictures, I can't get the theme music from Twin Peaks out of my head.

That settles it. The Republican Party is actually the newest cast of Twin Peaks and this has all been a joke played on the American people by David Lynch. The new cast of the Twin Peaks are kind of like the Munsters, except more small-town wholesome and genuinely creepy.

So, in that case, let me extend my congratulations to secret-keeping prom queen Bristol "Laura Palmer" Palin....




and her jerk football player boyfriend Levi "Bobby Briggs" Johnston....



And congratulations to her mom Sarah Palin, er... I mean Sarah PALMER...




We're sure you have the full support of George "Backwards-Talking Dwarf" W. Bush and Dick "Creepy" Cheney



And of course, John McCain, is co-starring in this absurd show as Leland Palmer...


who, of course, is the humanoid cover for the evil spirit known as KILLER BOB...


Yeah, that's the Republican Party all right...

[C_U_L8R]

1. I hope David Lynch is taking notes

his next movie could easily be Baked Alaska

[Matariki]

2. You forgot the striking resemblance between Sarah Palin and the log lady

As astutely pointed out by C_U_L8R http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3898807

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

3. Leave the kid out of it

"Down Syndrome infant of dubious parentage"

It's not like this poor child could have chosen to be born without Downs' Syndrome, or to other parents. Don't lump an innocent in with the rest of these clowns and thugs.

Other than that, a quite hilarious and telling sendup of the Palin clan that is pretty much spot-on.

[bananas]

5. There are two or three kids

1) The Downs Syndrome kid of dubious parentage
2) If that was Sarah's child, then there is Bristol's apparent pregnancy during her months of alleged mono.
3) The child Bristol is carrying now.

[bananas]

4. And you thought Twin Peaks was fiction...