So Thompson replaces Guiliani tonight on stage

[Fuzz]

They reviewed his 3,000 word speech and 2,137 of those words were 9/11 and decided to go with the warm milk and Tylenol PM direction. If your watching, get the coffee ready.

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Rudy got the American flag caught between his teeth while flossing this morning.

Cut him some slack.

[beac]

4. !

:rofl:

[Ikonoklast]

2. Coffee? There isn't enough coffee on Earth to stay awake during

'Ol Sleepy Fred's sonorous honkings.

I heard they're handing out crystal meth to the delegates, hoping that at least some might stay awake.

You know, the ones not already all wired up on coke.

[Indenturedebtor]

3. Hahahaha Actually it was approx 1,000 - Noun, Verb, 9/11

I think the real reason they did this is that Dumbya is going to cover the 9/11 angle pretty well.

Fred's job is to make McPoopypants seem exciting by comparison.

[zbdent]

5. He couldn't find his dress flag pin ...

and his current wife couldn't convince him to use his pajama flag pin ...

[LiberalFighter]

6. Thompson is closer in age to McCain

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

7. one of the funniest political things i heard during the primary season

was when bill Maher said that when Fred sees his young wife, his di*k goes doink-doink (the law and order sound).

yes, i know crass and sexist, hey, i am a democrat, progressive and a mother, but obviously not perfect.