Sarah Palin killed my puppy!

[HEyHEY]

What did she do to you?

[The Straight Story]

1. She made me be a baby's daddy

:rofl:

[rubberducky]

2. Who let you out of the lounge??

Back, back, I say!

[HEyHEY]

7. Someone left the gate open

[rubberducky]

9. Oh, noes!! don`t we have patrols on the gate??

[Brewman_Jax]

3. She sank my battleship!

:cry:

:P

[demnan]

4. She insulted my intelligence

as a Hillary voter.

[Cleita]

16. I wasn't a Hillary fan but what you said about insulting

my intelligence.

[flvegan]

5. She got her chocolate in MY peanut butter.

[aquart]

6. Did she ask for the pelt?

[SteppingStone]

8. She ignored all AK opposition to...

hunt wolves and polar bears for the "fun of it". When it didn't pass (2x), she pushed it through. Going so far as to defend wolf pups in dens being clubbed so that she can flaunt a new fur collar!

PUKE!!!

[HEyHEY]

10. Jesus, she really does kill puppies

[PeaceNikki]

11. She put a red shirt in with my whites!!

Hooooooooor! x(

[SteppingStone]

14. It's probably blood... wash it in cold. n/t

[wryter2000]

12. She made me drink all that Scotch

Seriously, she pried my mouth open and poured it down my throat. I had no choice but to swallow.

[SteppingStone]

13. Self delete - responded to wrong post.

n/t

[AlCzervik]

15. She made me stay at a holiday inn last night.

[taterguy]

17. Inspired me to waste way too much time reading about her sordid life

[Canuckistanian]

18. She needed a new coat