Sum up Mittens' speech in one sentence

[ck4829]

"Personal responsibility is for thee, but not for me!!!!"

[lonestarnot]

1. I forget, who was in charge the last 8 years?

[DS1]

2. "They get everything I wanted to try but couldn't work up the courage"

[ColbertWatcher]

Cliche wharblgarbl slogan! n/t

[PeaceNikki]

3. FEAR! JIHAD!! AXIS OF EVIL!! DIRTY LIBERALS!

[Solly Mack]

4. Crock of shit

[NoPasaran]

5. "Every good boy deserves pie."

[Generic Brad]

6. Evil exists and thy name is liberal n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. "I'm Guy Smiley from Sesame street, and I approved myself"

[Raster]

8. "I'll be running in 2012."

[redwitch]

I COULDN'T HEAR HIM!!!!! HE"S TOO ORANGE!!!!

SERIES! I HAD TO PUT MY SUNGLASSES ON!

[opihimoimoi]

9. PUKE....he is a PUKE

:puke:

[bigendian]

10. one word.

positioning

[TahitiNut]

11. "Lower corporate taxes means more jobs." (An utter ignorance of GAAP.)

The fools who swallow this complete and utter horse manure aren't qualified to fill out their own tax forms. The FACT that employee compensation is an EXPENSE that reduces the profits upon which income tax is based seems utterly beyond their ken.

No wonder these people suck at war. No wonder these people refuse to engage in diplomacy. They don't know the very first things about that which they claim to oppose. They recite the mantra and have no comprehension what the words mean. They have politicians who, when in office, merely outsource the thinking and the doing. They have this irrational superstitious 'faith' in the (so-called) "Invisible Hand" and wallow in their ignorance. It's no wonder they're so personally incompetent.

[norepubsin08]

12. Ooops

I left my secret underwear at home, that's why I didn't get the nomination!

[TexasObserver]

13. Who let the dogs out?

here's 30 seconds of Mitt making an ass of himself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwwAaVmnf4