How long until the 2008 GOP Ticket gets translated into a Law&Order episode? and how would it go?

[ddeclue]

I mean we got the hoary old Senator and his trophy wife/sugar momma...

We got the disfunctional Addams family of the Yukon with the pregnant daughter, the children with wierd names, the mother is a governor who abuses power, higher office is involved...

This has Law and Order "ripped from the headlines" written all over it..

Let's hear your plot outlines please..

Rules:

1) Has to be translated in New York City / New York State / Tri-State terms...

e.g.:

a foreign official becomes a UN ambassador.
a President becomes the Governor of New York
a Governor becomes the Mayor of New York City
a State becomes a City burrough or a county in New York
etc., etc.

You've seen enough episodes.. you understand the rules.. let's hear your plots now!

GO!

Doug D.

[Wapsie B]

1. There's got to be a dead body somewhere.

Along with more sex of course.

[ddeclue]

2. It'll be the Republican Elephant...

Killed in the alley through John McCain's stupid choice of running mate.

McCoy's charge: Negligent homicide - Depraved indifference.

[ddeclue]

3. nt