Name the next Palin kid:

[CreekDog]

my vote is for: Blip.

[kitkat65]

1. Podunk

[EFerrari]

2. Ping.

[TexasObserver]

3. Bastardy

[Muttocracy]

4. Tool. nt

[DarthDem]

5. Tool.

[CreekDog]

15. you and the dude above you are amazing

:rofl:

[DarthDem]

22. HAHAHA

:rofl:

Jinx!

And folks, that might as well be good enough for my (finally) 1,000th post.

[CreekDog]

28. damn!

:rofl: now that's the way to do it! :rofl: :applause:

[DarthDem]

29. [emoticons only]

:blush: :D

[Bluebear]

6. Prop.

[Wetzelbill]

16. ok now that made me laugh

[HooptieWagon]

39. Ha! Ya beat me to it.

[mahina]

44. HAHAhahaha.

ha.

he he.

[SammyWinstonJack]

76. !

:thumbsup:

[sasquatch]

7. Mullet: for twins Lynyrd and Skynyrd

[firedupdem]

10. mcbush

[Democrats_win]

8. Oink.

[Nostradammit]

9. Talon

[CreekDog]

25. that sounds somewhat Alaskan

i'm sure they would call that a keeper.

and i'm sure she's bagged a few Bald Eagles!

[Truth2Tell]

11. Drill nt

[TahitiNut]

12. Stump

[Wetzelbill]

13. Snap

To go along with Crackle and Pop.

on edit:

I should say I like their names. :)

[jgraz]

14. Spork

[CreekDog]

17. LOL!

:rofl: :bounce:

[Kutjara]

18. Frick, followed inevitably by Frack. n/t

[emlev]

19. (if named before the election) Hillary.

[Trajan]

20. DAMN ! ... I was coming for BLIP ! ...

OK .. Ok .... I was late ....

Quip ? .... Slip ? ... Bling ?

How bout 'Fling' ?

Kinda biographical ....

[Cleita]

21. I hope she doesn't have any more kids.

The reason she got a Down's Syndrome kid is because her eggs are old and the risk increases in mothers who are close to menopause. She should get her tubes tied and not have any more pregnancies.

[CreekDog]

23. let's pretend she adopts

:think:

[emlev]

24. I think the question is about Bristol's alleged child-to-be n/t

[CreekDog]

26. i'm not sure actually, i just wonder what other names the Palins have up their sleeves

:crazy:

[Cleita]

32. Okay, how about Trap like

in "this is how I trapped Levi into marriage."

[SammyWinstonJack]

87. ...

:thumbsup: "To legitimize my teenage pregnancy for the pro-life crowd so my mom could save face for her VP slot."

[texshelters]

27. Flinstone Rubbles Palin

because her beliefs are prehistoric and she'll leave our rights in rubbles if she gets elected.

Peace,
Tex Shelters

[diane in sf]

35. Tex, that you in Tucson?

[LibDemAlways]

30. Oil Rig

[Vickers]

31. Next

:P

[Debauchery]

33. Cheapandnasty just like mommy's speech. n/t

[ToddRodd]

34. Whoops

[VOX]

36. Twins: Mark and Sparkle Farkle. (Apologies to Dan Rowan and Dick Martin.) n/t

[norepubsin08]

37. FUNDIE FUCK UP

[melody]

38. Fox

Or Faux, if it's a girl, of course

[ColbertWatcher]

40. I can't believe no one has said this yet: POW. n/t

[Norrin Radd]

41. 501 Blues

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_blue_glass

Or, how about, Blue Jean/Gene?

[Dem2theMax]

42. Showboat. nt.

[mahina]

43. Oops. But how is this not on the greatest page?

Thanks for the laughs, DU. I feel much better!

[Hubert Flottz]

45. John Jr.

[Duer 157099]

46. Derrick - surprised they haven't used that one already n/t

[Hissyspit]

47. Nome.

[mahina]

48. Bork!

[MrSlayer]

49. Helestrafas Giregla Palin.

I like it better than Twig or Garbel.

[Doug.Goodall]

50. Shill

[Mendocino]

51. Wolf Killer

[i-grok]

52. Scat!

:D

[Lex]

53. Twins: Walker and Texas Ranger

just like on the Talledega Nights movie with Will Ferrell.

[Rocknrule]

82. Damn you took my idea!

[carlyhippy]

98. and if they are girls they will be called Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman

Carly

[ravencalling]

54. It's Alive!

[Dukkha]

55. they'll cut to the chase and name it Pretentious

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

56. Thor

[burythehatchet]

57. Snot

[annarbor]

59. Oh my gawd, that one is the funniest!

;)

[djkevvy]

94. Sputnik. No, wait. That would conjur memories of Democratic greatness....

[annarbor]

97. Booger?

[smokey nj]

58. Algebra

[codjh9]

60. Turkey? Turd?

[phylny]

61. Calc

ulus?

[IDemo]

79. After Trig, makes sense, or 'Precalc'

[leftofthedial]

62. Zippy

or maybe John S. Jr.

[ellie]

Brick

[ellie]

65. Cedar

[ellie]

66. Fir tree

[orleans]

63. Miracle

or Dupe

or
reazon

[POAS]

64. Flake

[orleans]

67. Viagra

[orleans]

68. (i bet someone alerts michelle malkin--she probably would

like to promote this contest on DU as well as she did with the other contest for a nickname for sarah)

[greendog]

69. Next or Again.

[alphafemale]

70. They're named after sled dogs aren't they? And there's no BUCK yet?

(Call of the Wild)

[fla nocount]

71. Talleywhacker...

It's indickative and you can't say it without smiling.

[Wapsie B]

72. Whoever Todd's business partner was.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

73. Alpo.

:D

[SammyWinstonJack]

83. Dog meat?

[SammyWinstonJack]

74. Convenient.

:evilgrin:

[pleah]

75. Moose.

:rofl:

[Mind_your_head]

77. Mistake? n't

[IDemo]

78. Spin

[Marr]

80. Puck.

[ProgressiveFool]

81. Did they already use "Trash"? /nt

[lumberjack_jeff]

84. Tramp

Get it? TramPa(u)lin(e)?

Give me a break. Comedy isn't my day job.

[nini]

85. compost

.

[TroglodyteScholar]

86. Mumpo n/t

[Obamarama]

88. Spooge

[Doug.Goodall]

106. splooge

[roamer65]

89. Duhbya.

[raging_moderate]

90. Ruger

RUGER

[greblc]

91. Grandchild

Sara doesn't have children. She just pretends, to cover the absentee parenting of her 17 year old daughter.

[NibiruEnkiAnu]

92. where are these coming from? so many... who is making them?

where are these coming from? so many... who is making them?

[Obamarulz11]

117. This is one of the funniest ever.

That Sh7t is funny as hell!!!I got a damn laugh out of this..The next babys name

choices

1. Exxon
2. the babys fathers name, whoever he is..On the next Maury
3. Bastardly

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

93. Brak, or maybe Meatwad

:shrug:

[Liberal In Texas]

95. Meth

"WASILLA - The Matanuska-Susitna area is the methamphetamine capital of Alaska, according to Alaska State Troopers."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/04/wasillas-meth-problem-mad_n_123996.html

[Jack Rabbit]

96. Token

[carlyhippy]

99. chad

Carly

[pilar007]

100. Wack

[sakura]

101. Frass

That's caterpillar dung. But don't it sound nice?

[StarryNite]

102. Levi

Because then they could have a pair of Levis.

[kurth_]

103. Petrol Palin

short for Petroleum Palin

[kristopher]

104. Tic, Tak and Tou - triplets

[LostInAnomie]

105. Not Bristol's

[martymar64]

107. Nineeleven

[arcos]

108. Ap Palin G nt

[KharmaTrain]

109. OOOPs....

So much for that old rhythm method.

:rofl:

[Indenturedebtor]

110. Stanky, Spanky, or most likely Murka n/t

[Doug.Goodall]

111. Bob

[TexasObserver]

112. Rover

[sfwriter]

113. Twig

[XanaDUer]

114. "Buttermilk" if it's a girl.Nt.

[MiniMe]

115. Baked Alaska

[Craftsman]

116. Leave their kids out of this.

It is just wrong, rude, and crude.

[live love laugh]

118. Plunk. I'm sure she'll plunk one down soon. nt

[moondust]

119. Popeye.

[robcon]

120. Cosine

n/t