It's time to post a nice comment about Sarah!

[struggle4progress]

Being nice takes a lot practice! So let's practice! It's not that hard!

For example, instead of saying I think I'd rather put my head in the oven, than listen to her shrill squeaky voice, try to say something uplifting, like I do like the fact that she has a shrill squeaky voice!

See the difference? The first quote sound depressed and suicidal. But the second quote sounds positive and upbeat!

Warning: it can be very important to bite your tongue at the proper moment. The second quote would not sound nearly so nice if you said I do like the fact that she has a shrill squeaky voice, because by mid-October a lot of Republicans are gonna want to put their heads in the oven whenever they hear that screechy noise!

Here's my entry:

It takes real courage for Sarah to ignore global warming. Polar bears won't come after her, of course, because they'll be extinct after the Great Thaw. But she is risking the ire of snowmobilers like her husband, who will be upset when nothing's left but muddy slush

[nichomachus]

1. She hasn't shot an old man in the face - yet.

[wryter2000]

2. Yup

She's no doubt a better shot than Cheney.

[TwilightZone]

4. Not so fast....

As quickly as stories are coming out about her, that one is still a possibility.

[Pacifist Patriot]

40. Do we know that for certain?

[Lex]

3. It takes a lot of courage to be such an accomplished liar.

nt

[LonelyLRLiberal]

5. Her boobs are real, I think.

That's her only contribution to honoring Mother Nature.

[kurth_]

48. poison-filled bosoms

ya mean...

[marylanddem]

6. She's a charming sociopath?

[Cleita]

16. Uh, I think that is the definition of a sociopath,

a person with amoral instincts but who charms their way into their victim's trust.

[arcadian]

7. She's the one Republican I'd least likely kick out of bed.

n/t

[alfredo]

8. Nice shoes

[mcctatas]

9. I'm poaching this one from the nurse at my doc's office...

"She'd be great in a Lens Crafters commercial"

[struggle4progress]

25. I'm gonna steal that one!

[kath]

36. was it Letterman that said that last night? I love it.

Checked the Google - it was. He said: "Is it just me..." Letterman asked. "Or does Sarah Palin look a model for Lens Crafters."

But a commenter on PerezHilton may have beat him to it.

[Retrograde]

44. I like her glasses!

[kath]

45. She looks awfully skinny for a nursing mom 4 months post-partum.

[Raster]

10. Lipstick on a pig?

[irish.lambchop]

11. She doesn't appear to have any zits on her face.

That's as nice as I can get re her.

[chicagoexpat]

12. I couldn't be happier that McCain chose her

It makes me very excited.

I Heart Sarah Palin!

[Occam Bandage]

13. I admire her brazen courage. Few people would have the backbone to

complain about harsh attacks on the same day they gave the most petty, vitriolic speech of the campaign so far.

Also, she's probably an even better shot than I am.

[TwilightZone]

14. She's very good at using her children as political props.

[NV Whino]

15. Okay...

um, uh.... how about... no not that, um....

Sorry, just can't do it.

[azurnoir]

17. In her "support" of her daughter Bristol

she exhibits the most time honored family values of all*

*those would be there's one set of standards for us (the elite) and another for everyone else

[King Coal]

18. She is smarter than the smartest horse in the world.

You won't catch her shitting in the street during a parade.

[azurnoir]

19. does Mr Ed count too? n/t

[King Coal]

29. She hides her flatulence well.

[madrchsod]

20. can`t think of a thing

[Tera Moran]

21. She has 5 kids

So obviously she's a go-er! :)

[Glorfindel]

22. She's as pretty as Elizabeth Dole...

as gracious as Kay Bailey Hutchison, as compassionate as Anne Coulter, and as well-spoken as Michelle Malkin. I almost forgot; she's as personable as Dick Cheney. O8)

[Stellabella]

23. She didn't spit too much during her speech.

That's all I've got.

[mitchum]

24. She doesn't call her grandchild "retard"

I've got nothing else

[Sebastian Doyle]

26. She was kinda hot in her beauty pageant days.

Of course that's back when she was partying and smoking dope and rebelling against her fundie opression. I was pretty much going through the same thing at the time. But I didn't revert back to it like she did :evilfrown:

[Wizard777]

27. Ooooookay. Nice comment.

[JBoy]

28. She is a resilient air traveller.

[cboy4]

30. She has a good plastic surgeon to keep her nose from growing.

[EFerrari]

31. Taking her baby into a noisy, hot, crowded convention hall at night

just shows Sarah is a great mom. Too bad all four month old babies aren't shown such dedication!

[SheilaT]

32. Not exactly about Sarah, but this from a friend of mine:

I have a new Heroine in my life...Princess Palin the Pregnant. She is a fine upstanding girl, most of the time, and probably almost as smart as her mother. Join me in celebrating out-of-wedlock Republican daughters everywhere. Thank you. (Barack Obama does not know about, and probably would not approve of, this message.)

And in case the lack of the sarcasm emoticon fools you, this friend is an even more rabid Republican hater than I am.

[auburngrad82]

33. OMG! She's got a series hugh badunkadunk butt! nt

[Sabriel]

34. Her speech was better than most high school frosh speeches.

And having heard quite a few, I feel qualified in saying that.

She read what was put up for her on the teleprompter pretty well.

There! Two nice comments in one post.

[paparush]

35. She played basketball.

[Sabriel]

37. She's good at driving women to vote Democratic

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3470811

[KSDiva]

38. She had on killer shoes last night

and has nice skin

[Jack Rabbit]

39. Well, I'd rather look at her than Joe Biden

Of course, being eye-candy may get her a part in a movie, but it's not a qualification for national office.

[meow2u3]

41. At least she's not a chickenhawk on the Iraq war

Her son is in the Army and is about to be deployed to Iraq. You have to give the devil his due sometimes. You can't say she's a chickenhawk; just a run-of-the-mill hawk.

[Dukkha]

42. she doesn't breed on a Duggar level

so she's only a level 2 fundie. But she does delegate mothering to the children, that can be seen as executive experience.

[MurrayDelph]

43. It takes a whole lot of

...something... to name your daughter after British slang for "tits"

[Wednesdays]

46. She is very kind to the Democratic Party in one small way:

She isn't trying to be the Dem nominee. :)

[vanderBeth]

47. Errrr...Uh, give me a minute

:think: