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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:05 PM
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I'm scared! They're coming after me!
Can they find thru the Internets??


Where can I hide?

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Waya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:08 PM
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1. Who and what for?
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PermanentRevolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:12 PM
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5. He can't tell you...
You might be one of THEM!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:13 PM
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6. Because they know what I dids
I didn't mean no harms
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:18 PM
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11. But
you gots lots of guns.
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:10 PM
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2. Yes, they can crawl through the series of tubes and come out through your computer. RUN!!!!
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:10 PM
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3. Oh noes!
Hide under the table.
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PermanentRevolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:11 PM
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4. "Plastic Bananas Often Confuse Polar Bears"
Edited on Sat Sep-06-08 12:12 PM by PermanentRevolution
If you know the proper response, I can help you...
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:15 PM
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8. Chickens Cluck Loudly Over Cracked Chitlets
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PermanentRevolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:23 PM
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14. Socially Awkward Meerkats Often Need Encouragement.
Meet me at Location 57B. I'll do what I can.

Solidarity!
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tbyg52 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:16 PM
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10. 42
Don't panic!
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ropi Donating Member (948 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:14 PM
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7. you can't hide
they are borg..you will be assimilated!:scared:
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:16 PM
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9. I'll protect yew
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tannybogus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:19 PM
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12. Quick! Get a Bible and read scripture aloud!
Then fall down and talk in tongues if they put their hands on you.(Old protester trick, but we weren't talking to God. :evilgrin:)
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 12:19 PM
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13. Wait a minute! I think I can help.
Is there a way you can communicate with me in non-electronic, verbal or written means? And for god's sake don't try communicating telepathically. Telepathy is the least secure form of communication since the Mental Communications Interception Act of 2007.
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DemoRabbit Donating Member (554 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 01:10 PM
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16. LOL...
"Mental Communications Interception Act of 2007" - Hilarious! LOL
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Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 01:09 PM
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15. You cannot hide!
...but you can get all dramatic and create a big scene at DU, and that will be great fun for everyone, but Baby,eventually, and I mean in a very short time, They're gonna lock your ass!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3936737&mesg_id=3937067

and yool be gettin a granite marker for your profile page.

There will be nothing left but a memory, which I , for one, am still chuckling over.

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fla nocount Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-08 03:47 PM
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17. Go hide in the Lounge, they'll never find you there. n/t
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