The GOP is a new GOP? WTF!?

[ColbertWatcher]

The GOP is now saying they're a new party because they say they're a new party?

Gee, I wonder what kind of person does that...

Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.

--R. Preston McAfee, CalTech

And a blank to add your own text.

[SpiralHawk]

1. Meet the new republicon homelanders, same as the old republicon homelanders

[ColbertWatcher]

10. Love the picture! They must be liberals; everything is spelled correctly! n/t

[malaise]

2. Check this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3949410

[ColbertWatcher]

5. Well done! As Colbert would say: "You nailed it!" n/t

[notadmblnd]

3. Of course it's new. The Christian extremists have finally cemented their seizure of it

[ColbertWatcher]

9. But the GOP has always been the party of authoritarians. This is not new. n/t

[marmar]

4. They've got a new asshole....but it's producing the same pile of shit.

n/t

[UnrepentantUnitarian]

6. Same Old Pig...

...new lipstick! That's the kind of change the "new GOP" promises...plenty of new lipstick, but little else. (No, not talking about Giuliani's cross-dressing...) Will the public buy into that? I certainly hope not.

[lpbk2713]

7. That sounds like something Hannity would say.

So ludicrous and pathetically absurd. If nothing else,
these assclowns are always great for a laugh.

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[Ilsa]

8. 'The Old Fart doesn't yet realize we're ...

already organizing to steal the whole kaboodle from him after he wins! My fellow freaks will be running the show! Starting the war to end all wars!(Psst: Don't tell those Jewish voters in Florida.)"

[ColbertWatcher]

11. LOL! n/t

[99th_Monkey]

12. No, the "new GOP" is gonna fix what the "old GOP" fucked up. Sure John, we-e-e-e-e believe ya. nt

[ladjf]

13. The "Born Again Republican Party". (Not)

I would imagine that when the Republicans nominated McCain, they didn't realize that in the end he
would completely trash the Republican Party by totally disowning them. I'm not much of a biblical
scholar but I believe that Christians refer to that move as being a "Judas Goat".

[ColbertWatcher]

14. But he didn't disown them.

Someone posted a brilliant analysis of McCain's POW fetish.

I think it might be from Rude Pundit, but I can't remember or find it.

Anyway, in the thread someone said McCain has submitted to GOP party leaders like he's done throughout his life.

Damn good essay, I just can't find it.

OOh! here it is: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3947416&mesg_id=3947416