I'm John McCain. Ask me a question

[MrScorpio]

[demnan]

1. Mr. McCain

If one of your daughters was raped and impregnated, would you insist she carry the baby to term?

[MrScorpio]

5. Raped and Impregnated?

You call that rough? Hell, I was a POW for five long years, beaten and punished every day.

Let that happen to them and then we'll find out if they can deal with a little slapping around and having a baby.

I was a POW, gosh durn it.

Oh yeah, get off of my lawn, you whippersnapper.

[Snotcicles]

2. Have you ever opened a door for a woman? or have women, always opened doors for you? nt

[MrScorpio]

7. When I was a POW, they opened the doors to throw me in a hole

Open a door for a woman? I'm surprised that their men let them out of the house!

[Snotcicles]

17. Not that kind of a door.

Like getting your foot in the door. He needs a woman to help him, like his wife and her money getting him started. Like Palin coming to rescue his crappy campaign.

[MrScorpio]

21. If I can handle being beaten for five long years, I can handle a woman saving my ass

[OneGrassRoot]

3. What do you really want to say to Bush and Rove? n/t

[MrScorpio]

8. Can I get another hug?

[minnesota_liberal]

4. How can you expect to handle the sticky details of foreign affairs ...

when you can't even remember the difference between Sunni and Shiite?

[MrScorpio]

9. I'm the Risk champion of the Senate

You should see me rule the Midnight games in the Cloakroom

[RoccoR5955]

6. Can you please stop with the POW story...

...you've been telling it since 1973, and most people can recite it word for word when you tell it for the 1,000,000th time!

[MrScorpio]

10. Here's 1,000,001:

They beat me every day, but they couldn't break me

You guys won't either

[bunkerbuster1]

11. What will you do when Obama finally plays the "$50/hour lettuce picking job" card?

[MrScorpio]

12. Not sweat it at all

When you got a Cindy in your pocket, you wouldn't sweat it either

[GOPBasher]

13. Why are you lying so much in this campaign?

Can't you win without lying? And why does the media let you get away with it?

[MrScorpio]

14. Because I can get away with it

Learned it from my master... SATAN!

And because I'm was a POW that was beaten everyday for five long years

[Indenturedebtor]

18. We have countless reports of you losing your mental faculties when your emotions get the better of

you. We've also heard that you are often confused, have trouble remembering things, and change your mind nearly constantly depending on who you are talking to or what you supposedely remember. How can you convince the American people that you have the temperment and necessary "capabilities" to lead this nation for four or even eight years?

Also: Boxers or Briefs?

[MrScorpio]

20. Let me say without a shadow of a doubt....

Thursday

[Indenturedebtor]

26. Lol is that Bingo night? n/t

[11 Bravo]

15. Can you locate your ass using both hands ...

or do you also require the assistance of a GPS?

[MrScorpio]

16. Let me call the Pentagon....

[bunkerbuster1]

19. Why do you hide behind a woman's skirt?

I only ask because it seems kinda unmanly. Some people say it's because you're a kept man, who, if it weren't for a beer heiress feeling sorry for you and marrying a Daddy-figure, would be considered the family failure.

[MrScorpio]

22. Have you seen how expensive those skirts are...

Hell, they make me look good!

[shadowknows69]

23. No way, you're so senile you think you're Mr. Scorpio

[MrScorpio]

24. Huh? What? Get off of my lawn!

[adamuu]

25. why did you leave your first wife? where is she now?

[MrScorpio]

27. When you're drinking, at night all cats are grey

I just lucked out when I struck a gold mine

Who the hell cares where she is... I struck it rich, baby!

[dysfunctional press]

28. have you ever considered having your teeth whitened?

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

29. No

The rest of me is white enough

[conspirator]

30. Do you plan to steal the election? nt

[MrScorpio]

32. Not at all

I plan to get elected wholly by accident

[bdamomma]

31. will you ever appear without Palin at your side?

and when will you start the draft?

[MrScorpio]

35. She'll be following me

That's how you draft

[Canuckistanian]

33. Do you find it hard getting up in the morning?

Enquiring minds want to know.

[MrScorpio]

36. You bet

A hard man is good to find

[ThatsMyBarack]

34. Wanna go hunting?

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

37. Sure, unless Dick is coming

Then forget it

[Rocknrule]

38. Do you wear Depends yet?

[MrScorpio]

39. No need

Private bathrooms