ABC News' Gibson Reveals Questions He Will Ask Palin In First Interview (Satire)

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ABC News' Gibson Reveals Questions He Will Ask Palin In First Interview Satire by R J Shulman 09 Sep 2008


NEW YORK (PTSD News) - To calm fears that he will not ask softball questions of vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on her first interview since being selected to run with John McCain, ABC's Charles Gibson has released the questions that he will ask the Alaska Governor. "There have been rumors on the Internet," Gibson told the Post Times Sun Dispatch, "that in order to land this first interview with Sarah Palin, that I had to agree to ask softball questions. Nothing could be further from the truth. Miss Sarah will be asked the same tough, non-biased questions I would be asking any candidate regardless of whether or not they were the first woman to be nominated for Vice President by the Republican Party and regardless of whether or not I got a late night call from Dick Cheney."
The following is a sample of the hard-hitting questions Gibson will ask Governor Palin:

1. What shade of lipstick is best for hockey moms?
2. When do you think the American people will realize you have more administrative experience than Obama and Biden combined?
3. How hard is it going to be to convince the American people that they don't want a Muslim President like Barack Obama?
4. How dangerous would it be for America and especially little children if a former community organizer becomes President?
5. Just how long have you known that Michelle Obama hates America?

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1. To become a hockey mom, do you have to have a good puck?

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5. Great artwork! n/t

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2. He forgot "Where did you buy your glasses?"

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3. What about his sidekick?

Gibson is only half the show, you have to add in Stephanopoulos sitting in a chair where his feet don't touch the floor and picking his nose, asking every third question to have real entertainment value.

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6. LOL! n/t

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4. "if you were a tree..... what kind of tree would you be? nt