I just did a big long post on Palin and it disappeared. It has

[rzemanfl]

been that kind of day. I tried to re-write it:

This Palin thing is a big psyop being run on the American people. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, there is this shit sandwich fad. We go “What the fuck? Who wants to eat shit?” Nonetheless, there are polls that say men love shit sandwiches but women love them more. There are all sorts of people saying they would never touch a shit sandwich, but we see more and more evidence that shit sandwiches are an American favorite. People on TV ask if roast beef and cheddar was a big mistake. If we attack shit eating as stupid we are vilified. Despite daily revelations that shit is bad for you, we are told that shit on rye or shit on whole wheat is what the majority of us crave. People who have never eaten shit tell pollsters they have a favorable opinion of shit eating. Ultimately we throw up our hands and say “Fuck them, if they want to eat shit, they deserve it, I’ll will just try to keep them from breathing on me.”

Edited to eliminate calling the Pit Bull with lipstick the appropriate term for a female dog, per the advice of another DUer.

[BrklynLib at work]

1. Try going back...

[provis99]

2. well, dammit, now you've made me curious.

What happened?

[HughMoran]

3. I've lost so many posts this past week it's not funny. I'm now CTRL-C all posts before

I hit the "Post Message" button.

I never lost a post before this so something has changed.

It's very frustrating - I can totally sympathize with you!!

[firedupdem]

4. same thing happened to me yesterday! wtf?

[rzemanfl]

14. Excellent advice. n/t

[arcadian]

5. Palin is actually a mod here

I read it in her secret identity bio

[Tangerine LaBamba]

6. I lost my wand, and my tiara, and

my hockey game. I'm still looking for my rhinestone-encrusted chastity belt, the one I got from Bristol Palin, who said she "wouldn't be needing it any more."

I keep pressing "Recover," but, alas, my maidenhead also appears to have disappeared.

<bending over, looking>

[rzemanfl]

7. Maidenhead? Really, you can sometimes be so archaic. n/t

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. Yes. I am old.

And it was my favorite hat.

[rzemanfl]

13. Okay what is it called when part of the membranes stay on a

baby's head? Oh yeah, a "caul" right?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

16. No, that's a "shawl"

I have one of those wrapped around my shoulders right now, as a matter of fact.

It's nice and slippery and wet and ....................... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!

<thud>

[Cleita]

8. It must have gotten lost on the bridge to nowhere. n/t

[originalpckelly]

9. Well, it might be the bitch thing...

I called her a broad and got the no no from none other than Skinner, I admit I was unaware of the "ho" factor with that word.

[rzemanfl]

11. Which is forbidden "broad" or "bitch?" Can I call her what

McSame calls his wife?

[VP505]

12. I guess the bar has been lowered

so much with the election and re-election of team Booo$h/Cheney that even a "shit sandwich" has election appeal.

[OHdem10]

15. Ghosts of Election 2000. They were able to make GWB seem to

be the most popular thing going. Are you ready for your beer with Sarah??
This is what they always do. Delayed GWB going on MTP. Close your eyes
and remember.