We apparently need a substitute for that old "lipstick on a pig" epigram

[struggle4progress]

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Lipstick powder oil and paint Pork Queen is usually what she...

ain't.

I do think she knows a lot about hiding the sausage...err...pork.

[hermetic]

2. Spin, cow pie, spin

The lipstick might be gone but she is still a pig content to feed voraciously from the public trough (taxpayer money) for her own gratification while crapping on her homeland. A pig is a pig is still a pig.

I do like the cow pie choice, though. Sadly I am afraid your last option may be incorrect. I see way too many people buying it.

:scared:

[shraby]

3. You can't make a silk purse from a pig's ear.

[cat1985]

4. Can't understand

can't understand the outrage with this, McCain used the same analagy last year!