The GOP's candidate for VP says she can see Russia from where she is ...

[ColbertWatcher]

... thus making her qualified to be ambassador or something.

Quick, look out your window and tell everyone what you've just qualified yourself to be ambassador to!

I can see the moon from my window, I'm Ambassador to the Moon!

[tannybogus]

1. Sounds like a song!

I can see clearly now the rain is gone.
I can see all obstacles in my way.
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.

It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day.

I can make it now the pain is gone.
All of the bad feelings have disappeared.
Here is the rainbow i've been praying for.

It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day.
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day.

Look all around, there's nothing but blue skies.
Look straight ahead, there's nothing but blue skies.

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/beat_crusaders/i_can_see_clearly_now.html

Just what we need. Government by tacky music.:yoiks:

[dipsydoodle]

2. I'd have said

the Sun. :rofl:

[ColbertWatcher]

7. My nemesis! Ambassador of the Sun! So we meet again!

[ccharles000]

3. ....

I am watching Joe Scarborough so I must be a tv host.

(Yes I know he sucks but nothing else is on)

[sickinohio]

8. Scumbag

just implied that Failin/McWorse are going to win the election cause Failin said that we will "win", and "Americans" only understand the word "win". At least that's my interpretation of what he said. Did you hear that? I think Scumbags trying his best to make Failin qualified.

[begin_within]

4. On a clear day, I can see Tijuana

[ColbertWatcher]

10. Emperor of Mexico? n/t

[sickinohio]

5. I can see Lake Erie from my back yard

and a "Nucular" power plant. I am qualified to be a Navy Seal and pResident of the WH both!! Seeing that "Nucular" power plant certainly makes me an expert on foreign policy so I could deal with Russia, N Korea, and Iran, right?

:shrug:

[ColbertWatcher]

6. As Ambassador of the Moon, I feel I'm qualified to say "YES"! n/t

[Turbineguy]

9. Wow!

She must have one'o'them 2 storey outhouses!

[sickinohio]

11. ROFLMAO

a 2-story outhouse!!:rofl:

[tannybogus]

12. You mean like this:

http://drivethrupolitics.blogspot.com

[dipsydoodle]

13. You edited

while I was searching for that pic. :rofl:

[ColbertWatcher]

14. That's beautiful. n/t

[Turbineguy]

15. Yeah!

That's the one!

[XemaSab]

16. Ambassador to Vulcan, the God of Volcanos

:patriot:

[onethatcares]

17. what she's seeing is

a freaking mirage, hell, we could see Denali from the SkiBowl outside of Ft. Richardson on a clear day, that was only 435 miles away. Sleeping Lady mountain was another one of those mirage things. I guess the legal pot helps with your eyesight after all.:eyes:

[anigbrowl]

18. I'm smoking a cigarette. I call dibs on health secretary.

[anigbrowl]

19. Also, I am kinda broke, so I would consider treasury.

[ddeclue]

20. I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles...

Oh wait...that's Jefferson Airplane and Grace Slick..

:)