Dude, yer fucking kidding me, right? You've always been an asshole, but you were sorta serious .....

[Stinky The Clown]

Roger Simon (One of the more egregious RW spokesmodels who works for Politico), just now, on MSNBC's air, trying to say why Puckhead's Pathetic Public Performance wasn't as bad as most of us think it was:

"She knew who Putin was. She knew where Georgia is, pretty much."

I give big props to ol' Rog, though. He said this with a straight face.

[Union Thug]

1. Damn - I've been to Russia and I know where Georgia is. I CAN BE VP TOO! YAY!

Only in 'Merka.

[Wednesdays]

13. Only in 'Merka IF you have an "R" after your name, and

only if you have a major pile of dough, or familial connections to it.

[Union Thug]

22. Well, ok, if you want to get nit-picky ;-)

[YOY]

2. Lower the bar for our folks...

That's what counts.

[ddeclue]

3. Oh look...she has brain waves and hasn't committed a felony...

(just a misdemeanor for fish poaching...)

:eyes:

[Wednesdays]

14. That second item is debatable

Come to think of it, so is the first.

[leeroysphitz]

25. Give her time. She's only been Gov. for 20 months... n/t

[lurky]

4. That's the best he could do?

Talk about damning with faint praise!

[madmax]

5. Each day I feel more and more

like Alice in Stupidland.

Might be time to take a break and go shopping for copper ;) :rofl: shhh don't let Sparkly see this.

[codjh9]

6. I even knows where 'Bama and South Carulinnie is, ya'll!

[ddeclue]

7. Please don't insult the Southland like that...

we're not THAT stupid...

Doug D.
Orlando, FL

[codjh9]

10. Hey - I'm from TX, for one thing (at least kind of in the South, eh?), and I was

JOKING, and I'm certainly not talking about anyone intelligent enough to be on here. But I guarantee you that at least a few peckerwoods out there probably thought 'Georgia' referred to 'our' Georgia when they first heard of Russia invading Georgia. But no, even most ignorant people in the South aren't that stupid. Again, just a joke. I hate it when DUers slam each other... we're all on the same side.

[Kalyke]

18. Uh.... Palin is from Idaho.

All of us Southerners aren't stupid. In fact, the vast majority of us are pretty smart. We just have dumb media down here who don't inform us very well.

P.S. Nevermind. Saw your Post No. 10. Mea Culpa.

[Ichingcarpenter]

8. I personally believe

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, ...

[Javaman]

9. And so does any 7th grader that pays attention...

but I'm not about supporting a 7th grader for vp, either.

man, it's like he's saying, "she's not that stupid".

:banghead:

[MiniMe]

11. Wish me luck everybody, I'm applying for a job as a journalist

No, I don't have any training or experience with it. But I have read a paper and I can see the Washington Post from my window, it is across the street from work.

Wow, I must have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express.

[Sabriel]

16. I've kissed some ass before. I'm qualified to be a journalist, too!

And I can write and speak a complete sentence. Pretty much.

[Kalyke]

20. What's sad is that I am qualified to be a journalist, per se.

I have a Communications degree (although, I got mine at ONE school, instead of FIVE) and I worked as a reporter for 10 years.

However, I probably am not qualified to be a journalist any longer. When I was reporting, I didn't pick sides, I didn't kiss ass and I reported facts, not spin. I probably would get fired for failure to toe the party line, these days.

:(

[ogneopasno]

23. Y'know, that "Holiday Inn Express" comparison would be an awesome viral ad...

...if you didn't get sued by Holiday Inn, of course. But still, hmmmm.....

[MiniMe]

26. You're right

It came to me while I was typing that, but it definitely fits.

[Stinky The Clown]

28. The ad is very widely well known. Just change the name of the hotel. It would stll work.

If you use ..... I dunno ....... Happy Hotel?

"No, I am not a qualified vice presidential candidate. But I *did* stay at a Happy Hotel Last night."

Its the wording and the cadence .... Happy Hotel has two "H"s to suggest the original ad and the same number of syllables to preserve the cadence.

Now we just need a video maven to create the spoof ad!

[rurallib]

12. Think of the message this sends to schools

"Anything above a D and you can't be VP someday!"
Are we living Idiocracy?

[Neecy]

15. I saw that....

He also - incredibly - gave her a pass because she's a 'hockey mom'. No shit. He actually said that with a fucking straight face.

[Kalyke]

17. Good God, if the bar gets any lower for what passes for "not so bad,"

we'll all be Limboing in Hell!!

[HughMoran]

19. tongue firmly planted in cheek I hope

I mean, let's be serious here for a minute.

[faithfulcitizen]

21. They said point to your ass, and she didn't point to her elbow.

yeah.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

24. Some folks have low standards..........

Unfortunately, they seem to comprise a majority of the American electorate.

[fascisthunter]

27. talk about lowering the bar=Sarah Palin

Bumper Sticker!!!!