One of these things is not like the others, one of these things...

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

...just doesn't belong, one of these things is not like the others -- can you guess which one before I finish my song?





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Hint:

http://wonkette.com/402733/palin-makes-iraq-911-link-that-even-bush-isnt-dumb-enough-to-make-anymore#more-402733

[jakem]

1. i give up... which one?!

:shrug:

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

8. Listen, Jakem, you read that hint link before you go asking for help...

...I'm tired of always having to do your homework for you.

When are you gonna grow up and take some responsibility? :hi:

[jakem]

9. no, im still not seeing the difference....

oh, wait!


DUH. Satan doesnt have glasses!!!

did i win?

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

10. An astute observation, but not what I'm looking for...

...think, man, THINK!!!!

[jakem]

11. ... Palin doesnt have very many minions yet... but that is changing....

i got it!


Vajayjay!

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

12. Guess again, Jakem, c'mon man, you can do it.

[Sabriel]

14. I like Satan's eye sockets. I'm going to get some for myself! n/t

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

16. Those are kinda sexy...

...I was gonna try to lose 20 pounds with diet and exercise, but now I think I might just get me some of them sockets instead.

I'll have my cake and sockets too.

[mikelgb]

2. satan: he wants me to indulge in absolute pleasure

the other want me to have none

:evilgrin:

[tandot]

3. I think they are all the same but I am leaning toward Cheney

Palin and Satan totally go together.

[Dogtown]

6. Yeah, but Satan has ethics

Cheney y Palin, not so much...

[SIMPLYB1980]

4. I see nothing that doesn't belong.

[slackmaster]

5. Satan doesn't wear glasses

:nuke:

[rucky]

7. It's not fair to blame Satan for the things his spawns say and do. n/t

[Ghost in the Machine]

13. Here's what people don't understand about Satan:

People like to label Satan as 'evil', but they never think about *who* described him as 'evil'. This is a description that was put on him by *fundies*. Satan is no more 'evil' than sex, marijuana, dancing, rock music or anything else that these people label as 'evil'.

What did Satan do that was so 'evil'? He taught Adam & Eve to read & write. Yep, that's all. Taught them to read and write. When God found out, he was *pissed!*

Fundies view knowledge as 'evil', they can't think for themselves and need some kind of leader to tell them what to think, how to act & how to live their lives.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

15. I always knew you'd show yourself as a Luciferian sooner...

...later, Ghost -- BEGONE devil worshiper!!!!!

[Ghost in the Machine]

17. No, I actually describe myself as an atheist, but I think I'm more agnostic

I've studied a little bit of several religions & occults. I've really concluded that the bible is a rudimentary history of the Earth's beginnings and that God, Satan, and the Angels were aliens. Of course, God & Satan were shape shifters.... it tells you in the bible that they appear in many forms...

:hi:

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

18. In fairness I should probably admit I've shifted my shape...

...a bit over the last few years -- my wife wants me to lose about 20 pounds.

Hey, check out Satan's eye sockets. Do you know where I could get me some of them?

[AlCzervik]

19. ok well i laughed.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

20. Yeah that's right, I'm actually gonna kick this poll for a larger sample.

So I've got a little too much time on my hands -- sue me!!!

[shadowknows69]

21. It's the unholy trinity

they're technically all the same evil being.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

24. Satan's lawyer called and said you're looking at a libel suit...

...unless you can prove that.

[shadowknows69]

25. Call him back for me and tell him I don't believe in his client

I'm a pagan. Satan is a Christian thing. We decided it was a bad idea to have an ultimate evil in our universe. Call us crazy!

[Contrary1]

22. The middle creature...

is wearing lipstick!

What do I win?

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

23. Yet another astute observation, but not what I'm looking for...

...guess again, oh Contrary1.

[Ghost in the Machine]

26. kicking...

For the early morning crowd (and because it was a good, funny OP)

[beac]

27. Satan, because though he will take your soul and trap you in hell for all eternity,

he will never shoot you in the face or the back.

[Kitty Herder]

28. Cheney, Palin, Satan, all the same. No difference. nt