Not surprising: SNL's Victoria Jackson is a Neo-con Idiot

[Taverner]

http://www.victoriajackson.com/

THANK YOU

Thank you President George W. Bush (along with God above) for keeping us safe these last 7 years, from terrorist attacks on our homeland. I really appreciate it very much. xxoo You did a Great job!

And, Thank you God above for giving us George W. Bush, and for giving us John McCain and Sarah Palin.

McCAIN

*

PALIN

Why am I voting for the fantastic McCain/Palin ticket? Simply because my "world view" is based on the belief that The Bible is the inerrant, holy, Word of God, and the Republican stance on abortion, marriage, government control, taxes, education, health care, charity, military, defense, democracy and freedom - lines up closest with the Bible’s message.



:puke:

[villager]

1. She became a fundie nut after SNL, right?

n/t

[Taverner]

3. I think she always was

[AlCzervik]

2. she's a fundie and most people are going to say "Victoria who?"

[rurallib]

15. I will say Victoria who?

SNL has sucked so badly for so long it ain't on my radar screen.

[AlCzervik]

20. there you go. I miss In Living color and SCTV.

[YOY]

31. MadTV.

Hands down funnier...mostly due to Bobby Lee.

[AlCzervik]

32. i miss Will Sasso and Deborah Wilson.

[YOY]

36. Deb Wilson has not go on to better as I hoped she would

Gal is hella funny.

[AlCzervik]

38. she is awesome, her Oprah just killed me and Whitney, hilarious. She should have

her own show.

[YOY]

44. Actually, I IMDbed her

She's working and some of it is still good stuff but stuff I missed...last time I saw her was in a 2006 show hosting the "World's Ugliest Dog" competition.

[and-justice-for-all]

47. Deb was great...

but I loved Stephanie Weir.

[eshfemme]

61. Bobby Leee!!! And also Keegan Michael Key!

Their Coach Hines-Yaminashi matchups are hilarious!

[Taverner]

34. And Kids in the Hall

Also a Lorne Michaels Creation (like SCTV)

He is good

But SNL has taken on a centrist approach that betrays its radical beginnings.

Don't think SNL was radical in the 70's? Go watch reruns. Their first guest host was George Carlin.

[AlCzervik]

39. and I'm crushing your head! A link for you-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b-N28eG2go

[Bunny]

53. I love that sketch! It's an instant earworm for me, everytime I hear it.

Signed,

Bunny (sister of a Dave)

[spoony]

71. That's awesome, but my fave is

the Sizzler "sisters"--who are NOT two clearly insane people :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij6cOPZes8M&feature=related

[Arugula Latte]

54. This is V.J.:

I thought that "I'm-incredibly-stupid" act of hers was just an act -- apparently not, though!

[beac]

67. Direct quote:

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything."


http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/v/victoriaja218834.html


So, I guess we have our answer on that one.

[CreekDog]

81. they hired painters?

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

4. 'Whoever Obama's paying to help him appear to be a Christian' - eccccch

idiot.

[ddeclue]

5. Are you sure it's not satire? n/t

[Taverner]

8. Nope - she's been a fundie as long as I've known

And a Neocon at that

Perhaps she and Dennis Miller can speak in tongues together...:eyes:

[hisownpetard]

6. I'm glad I never liked her. She was just a whole lot of nuthin'.

[SoCalDem]

7. She's been a has-been for at least a decade

who cares what she thinks :)

[Lerkfish]

9. wow, that's a whole lot of whack in one place.

[YOY]

10. She's a bimbo..

and remember just who's desk she was dancing on when she sang that.

[Taverner]

26. Now now now the correct nomenclature is "idiot"

It says so much and covers such a wide swath of people...

[YOY]

28. No, you got me wrong Taverner...she had one bit that I remember

Dancing on Dennis Miller's desk singing "I...am not a BIMBO."

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/87/87aupdate.phtml

I'm harping on that.

[Taverner]

29. Ah gotchya

Well truth in advertising....welly well!

[MilesColtrane]

11. Wow, I guess it wasn't an act.

Now I know who Aaron Sorkin based Harriet Hayes on in his "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip".

[TooBigaTent]

12. This no-talent fat pig was so bad that she should be scrubbed from SNL videos. Never understood

why she was on the show> She contributed nothing. And has done nothing since, ala Dumass Miller.

If the world was a just place, pukes would be condemned to seeing and listening ONLY to right-wing "entertainers" - but they could not find enough talent to put on a solo show.

[TreasonousBastard]

13. She's been that way for years. Kinda shocked me when...

I first heard about it not long after she left SNL.

But, so it goes...

[Blue Belle]

57. Her Fundie Values didn't stop her from doing the movie "Casual Sex?"

Sadly, I wish they would have. :(

[eShirl]

14. nutcase: "Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ" and is a communist and racist

:crazy:

[SE_Ohio_Dem]

16. So...when she was playing the airhead blonde roles on SNL...

...she wasn't acting, eh?

[HCE SuiGeneris]

17. Another quality actor with the same level of humor and talent as Dennis Miller...

:puke:

[YOY]

43. Naw...Dennis could be funny if he didn't insult all the people that actually can "get" his jokes

Oh wait...trying to be the "smart neo-con" humorist...Dennis...there ain't nothing funny about them.

[Sheets of Easter]

18. Saith the comic genius best known for reading poerty whilst standing on her head.

[libnnc]

19. Wow and as I recall, her only shtick

was to do handstands while reciting poetry with her skirt around her ears

her website is...batshit crazy.

[kayell]

21. The GOP has sure proved it's following God's messages

with Iraq.

1 Samuel 15:2-3
Thus saith the LORD of hosts ... go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.


He's such a nice old patriarch. Mass murder and genocide all the way.

How many has God killed? (Complete list and estimated total)
http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2007/01/how-many-has-god-killed-complete-list.html

Note that the tally is incomplete since it only includes those mentioned in the Bible.

[FLAprogressive]

22. wow..lol

"the Republican stance on abortion, marriage, government control, taxes, education, health care, charity, military, defense, democracy and freedom - lines up closest with the Bible’s message."

Yes - the Bible advocated "trickle-down economics"....lol

[tomg]

23. And to think. All those years I saw her

on SNL, I thought that she was just playing an idiot. On some level, I think her website has to be a goof. It is a perfect parody. You know, you buy her album Ukulele Ditties for Itty Bitty Kiddies, and halfway through a song, she starts singing about Satan or something. Seriously, no one could be that big a ditz. I'll take the scary fundies over the ditzy, smiley ones any day.

[JFN1]

24. I know they won't, but righties should read actual history

The Bible is a product of MAN - pure and simple.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea

The link above tells the tale of how Emperor Constantine of Rome (272 A.D. - 337 A.D.) sought to unify the dozens of sects of Christianity into one religious creed, so he could turn Christianity into the State religion, and thereby strengthen his hold on power.

[deutsey]

25. I could never understand why she was ever on SNL

They've had some bad cast members, but she was by far the worst, imo.

I always figured she was some NBC bigwig's girlfriend.

[deutsey]

27. From playing a "punk rocker" on The Jeffersons to a coveted role in "Soccer Momma Mia"

what an illustrious career...

:eyes:

[rucky]

30. It's really because she and Palin have the same voice. n/t

[8 track mind]

33. damn.....

Always wondered what happened to her. Jan Hooks and Nora Dunn were much more funnier than she was.

Barack Obama as the anti-christ. gimmie a fuckin' break man.....

[Taverner]

35. Julia Sweeney is my post SNL favorite

Totally honest about herself - go listen to "Letting Go of God" sometime. Even if you're a Christian, you will love that one.

Julia Sweeney is AMAZING. A-FUCKING-MAZING.

[and-justice-for-all]

46. I miss Sheri Oterri...nt

[LeftinOH]

37. So- the dumb blonde 'schtick' was for real all along, huh?

[Edweird]

40. Yep. My wife has interacted with her on numerous occasions...

She's a fundie nutjob for sure.

[Taverner]

41. Tell your wife to ask her what if she's wrong?

What if she's wrong about this God and Jesus thing?

What if she wasted her only life being an asshole?

Wouldn't that suck?

[jbnow]

52. What if she's right that God and Jesus are real and

want us to live by certain standards, things Jesus spoke about...

And she finds out being a judgmental, mean, b*tch is exactly the opposite of what that was and that it's like Jesus of the bile taught...
loving one another as he has loved us.. leaving judgment to God.. getting the big crap out of your own eye before you try removing the speck from your brothers... care for the huingry, the sick, the imprisoned...the least of our brethren
Things that have nothing to do with taking the bible literally or reading the bible... that heaven is as full of kind and thoughtful atheists as it is kind and thoughtful Christians and Muslims and Jews and so on...
but not of judgmental, mean fundamentalist assholes of any or no religion.

Wouldn't that suck for her even more?

[bkcc]

56. I know it's a typo, but I can't resist pointing out "Jesus of the bile."

It's too perfect when you think about the interpretation of Christianity that some people have.

[jbnow]

82. Funny! Amen. nt

[Edweird]

58. Can't for a number of reasons......

but I was surprised when she told me. I first heard about her being a fundie about 6 years ago...

[truebrit71]

42. Wow I thought she was ACTING when she did the whole "Stupid Blonde" bit...

...guess not...with her the stupid goes all the way to the roots...

[and-justice-for-all]

45. Well she sure did go over the edge...

see ya Victoria.

[flvegan]

48. What did the Bible say about health care, military, defense and democracy?

Did she maybe read the wrong book?

[Taverner]

49. She's leaving out that Beatitudes part

Because, you know, Real Christianity is about killin' brown people dontchyaknow?

:sarcasm:

[arcadian]

66. I think you are correct.

She thought she was reading the Bible but it was actually an American Enterprise Institute white paper on Homeland Security. Don't blame her they are both made from paper and the fundies/neocons oft times mistake the Bible for foreign policy doctrine.

[Connie_Corleone]

50. She's still alive?

[GreenTea]

51. What republican "education, health care, charity & democracy"? "Taxes" cuts for the rich?

"government control" = Fascism? "Freedom" = domestic spying, Patriot Act, Habeas Corpus? "military, defense" = Imperialism and world domination?

[bkcc]

55. I always love the "celebrities" that come out to support the GOP.

Real A-listers. The other side can make fun of Hollywood all they like. I suspect they're just jealous that the best they can do other than Schwarzenegger is Frasier.

[Dr Fate]

59. She should make a direct to DVD movie with Craig T. Nelson & John Voight.

With a Ted Nugent sound track, of course.

I'm sure it would fly off the shelves at Home Shopping Network.

[riverdeep]

72. I cannot sit idly by and have you making fun of the modern Olivier,

Stephen Baldwin.

[bkcc]

79. Yeah. His stint as host of "Scare Tactics" brought me to tears.

:)

[terrya]

60. And this is why I gloat that she doesn't have a career

I'm not going to her website...what is she doing now, standup in Akron or something?

[Dr Fate]

62. I hear she is big on the Alaskan tundra. n/t

n/t

[TXDemGal]

63. Who Would Jesus Bomb? n/t

[Sebastian Doyle]

64. Well now that's just fascinating...

Why am I voting for the fantastic McCain/Palin ticket? Simply because my "world view" is based on the belief that The Bible is the inerrant, holy, Word of God, and the Republican stance on abortion, marriage, government control, taxes, education, health care, charity, military, defense, democracy and freedom - lines up closest with the Bible’s message.

I wasn't aware that unending imperialism for corporate greed or wholesale slaughter of wolves and polar bears were part of the Bible's message?

Which translation is that, Victoria??

[PatGund]

65. Not a neo-con per se....

But she's always been very devoutly fundementalist Christian. It actually wouldn't surprise me if she was a pentecostal as well. So this is NOT a surprise.

Though I think she's delusional about "the Republican stance on abortion, marriage, government control, taxes, education, health care, charity, military, defense, democracy and freedom - lines up closest with the Bible’s message'

On edit. I may have to reconsider this, especially after reading this on her site:

"I don't want a political label, but Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ and I'm scared to death that un- educated people will ignorantly vote him into office."

and

"We must in all seriousness ask if Barack Hussein Obama could be a Muslim terrorist sympathizer or a Marxist mole. His closest friends include Communists, domestic and Muslim terrorists, racists and convicted felons. In his book Audacity of Hope, Barack Hussein Obama says, "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."

"It is ironic and ominous that just 7 years after Islamic fundamentalist terrorists blew up the World Trade Center, that America may be about to elect a President with three Islamic names - Barack Hussein Obama - who has an Islamic education (in Indonesia), and strong Islamic ties and leanings"

So fundy with strong neo-con support

[XanaDUer]

69. Dear stupid bleach-blond cow victoria jackson...

"Barack" is actually a Hebrew name , the name of Deborah's general in , I think, the Book of Kings. He fought the Caananites at Mt. tabor. so, you are a stupid twat. Pls read your bible.

signed with love,

XanaDUer

EDIT: typo

[gulliver]

68. Maybe if we paid here she would do an endorsement ad for McCain.

:-)

[HughBeaumont]

70. What a batshit insane dope addict.

That's some of the steamiest moldy bullshit I've ever read. How DARE she call ANYone uneducated (it's . . . not hyphenated, dolt) when she uses "Red Menace" smack in 2008 and appears to be a Revelation Rapture Rightnut as well. That pretty much tells me all I need to know about her credibility.

What a whack-a-lack-a-ding-dong. There IS NO SKY DADDY. And even if there were, they'd want NO PART of American politics, stupid.

[XanaDUer]

73. "Facts of Life" Lisa Whelchel has also found God

http://www.lisawhelchel.com/ministry.htm

Although, to her credit, she does not sound as deranged as VJ. However, in her parenting books, LW does make her children jump around on command in public to make them obedient and prove their obedience to her and, i assume, God.

[riverdeep]

74. I found her bubble head schtick mildy amusing, nothing earth shattering.

I don't really interact with art, if you can SNL art, in an overtly political way, anyway. Some great art has been made by jerks.

But that's art, her beliefs are crazy as it gets. Toonses drove her brain right off the bridge.

[PVnRT]

75. Well, she always sounded like an stupid blonde bimbo

Just more evidence to support that.

[ccvirgo911]

76. oh dear

That is one crazy bitch. I wanna see her and Tina Fey in a girl fight.

[marshall]

77. I'm surprised they let her do SNL

I thought they had some sort of standards.

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

78. i really hate it when people lie

but people that lie and then hide behind the bible really make me sick

[DefenseLawyer]

80. Thanks has-been G Lister!

I'm changing my vote! Well unless Tim Kazurinsky is for Obama, then by god I'm changing it back!

[aikoaiko]

83. It funny, in a sad way, how she and Dennis Miller turned out.

Different paths but still huge public swings to the right.