Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

[bleever]

A little fun, via the mudflats Alaska blog that's following Troopergate:

What would your name be if Sarah Palin were your mother? Now you can find out!

http://www.personal-space.com/palin/index.php


I put in "John McCain", and it came back that his name, had he been born to Sarah Palin, would be "Steam Fangs Palin".

My own name would be "Commando Coalfire Palin".


Enjoy.

:)

[DS1]

1. Bang Walmart Palin

Nice!

[proud patriot]

111. that's the one I got

:scared:

[glinda]

2. The real name would be

UNFORTUNATE

[leeroysphitz]

3. I'm Lock Pepper Palin . Nice to meet you.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

4. Rifle Panzer Palin

:smoke:

[rucky]

5. Tangle Jig, here.

[Janice325]

67. I'm Tangle Jig, too!

Nice to meetcha! :hi:

[crazylikafox]

6. Thanks, that's hilarious. Made my afternoon.

Signed: Rusty Mustang Palin

[Aristus]

7. How do you do? I'm Timber Challenger Palin.

...

...hey, that's actually kinda cool!... B-)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. Spackle Camshaft Palin

[hyphenate]

9. Hi, pleased to meet you!

I'm Tank Dent Palin. :)

[Kittycat]

10. Mullet Troll

:rofl:

[bleever]

18. !

:rofl:

[Kittycat]

94. Reminds me of that Moran Guy...

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

11. Halter Grasshopper Palin, that's Sassy!

[Kookaburra]

12. Chin Trout Palin here

:P

[EFerrari]

13. Wood Corps Palin.

lol

[Sheltiemama]

47. Hey, me too!

Must be a family name.

[FlyingSquirrel]

79. 'sup fellow G-man!

[fifthoffive]

14. Hi! I'm

Barrel McRaven Palin!

[efilon]

15. Foot Chassis Palin

What a nice name. LOL

[SidDithers]

16. Stepper Choke Palin...

hehehehe...:)

Sid

[TK421]

17. Mine was Bow NATO Palin!!!!!

:rofl:

[JCMach1]

19. Vise Peeper Palin

[bleever]

20. Commando Coalfire says: Rec this thread if every DUer should have a Palin name.

:patriot:

[nonconformist]

21. Rifle Panzer Palin nt

[Madam Mossfern]

22. Ammo Canal Palin?

That could be taken a couple of different ways.

[intheflow]

49. Hey, she would have named my boss that, too!

:rofl:

[kath]

23. Stake Shed Palin!

I'm lovin' it! Yup, yup.

[kath]

25. My daughters are Khaki Salmon and Rifle Panzer. hubby is BUSTER TAINT! OMFG.

[Cheap_Trick]

24. Rock Crane Palin checking in

Hmm...it actually sounds pretty damn heroic if you ask me.


ROCK CRANE PALIN TO THE RESCUE!!!


on edit: I put in my first and middle name this time and got Bow NATO Palin.


"Bow NATO, kneel before Zod!"

[Contrary1]

26. Barrel McRaven Palin n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

27. Input: "Charlie Gibson"; Output: "Nam Guadalupe Palin" LOL! n/t

[Nevilledog]

28. McCain Fortress Palin.

I shit you not. That's my Palin babyname. I think I threw up a little.


edit
oops... extra vowel

[Nevilledog]

32. Hubby would be Stockyard Mudslide Palin...LOL

[Cheap_Trick]

29. But what would happen if we fed Sara's children's names into it?

Bristol=Strangle Thicket Palin

Track=Meat Notgay Palin

Trig=Engine Nighthawk Palin

Willow=Hen Waffle Palin

Piper=Fog Piles Palin

[bleever]

34. I thought they'd come out as "Steve" and "Nancy".

:rofl:

[ColbertWatcher]

30. Input- "George W. Bush"; Output- "Wrangler Tractor Palin" n/t

[codjh9]

31. Seam Marauder Palin... sounds SINISTER, eh? :^)

[ColbertWatcher]

33. Input- "Nancy Pfotenhauer"; Output- "Recoil Mush Palin" n/t

[SoCalDem]

35. Bash Budweiser Palin...ooh Cindy will be very sad

:)

[firedupdem]

36. Missle Blunt Palin

[Chloroplast]

37. I'm Revolver Trooper Palin. Where's my PFD check?

[Dogtown]

38. This is a Palin campaign solicitation site.

*I* won't give them money or traffic.

[bleever]

45. It has web ads, including a McCain-Palin ad, but it's not a donation site.

[Dogtown]

46. perhaps I back-pedalled too fast

didn't mean to be a snark.

[bleever]

62. S'okay,

I was happy to check it out and make sure it wasn't benefiting Palin-McCain.

--Commando Coalfire.

[greguganus]

39. Lock Pepper Palin. I see it's already taken above. n/t

[greguganus]

40. Input "bill clinton" and got "Steak Leather Palin" n/t

[treestar]

86. Input Barack Obama

Tarp Lazer Palin

[kimmylavin]

41. Wesson Scalper Palin.

Married to Drill Swollen Palin.

I feel dirty... :)

[guitar man]

42. Tank Dent Palin

:rofl:

[adamuu]

120. LOL n/t

[ms.smiler]

43. Recoil Zoo here, with my son Drink Hack & dh Meat Notgay

I am the daughter of Bush Gator & Moose Roadster.

My sweet dog is Creation Schwarzkopf and my grandpuppies, (rescues) are Crust Scramble, Spine Breeder and the littlest one is Wrangler Tractor.

[Lyric]

44. Bow NATO Palin

:rofl:

[Lochloosa]

48. Package Wichita Palin

I GOT THE PACKAGE!

[mrih]

50. I am Moose Roadster Palin

And I enjoy killing kittens

[Bleeding Cubbie Blue]

51. Beretta Hockey Palin

Almost too predictable. :D

I was hoping for "Moose Droppings".

[PennDem]

52. Just call me Seagull Junker Palin.

[riverdeep]

53. Hose Hotrod Palin.

Yikes.

[EOTE]

54. Does anyone think that their kids are pissed?

That their parents are the only ones who got regular names? Do you think they just never used protection for religious reasons and then named their children as they did due to resentment? I think if Sarah managed to get pregnant again, we could look forward to Ohdeargodareyoufuckingkiddingme Palin.

[Mnemosyne]

55. Missle Blunt Palin - Sarah's stoned child!

:rofl: at this thread!

Thanks so much bleever! A very good distraction for a few minutes! :hi:

Ok, I made up the 'sarah's stoned child' part; it said Blunt could be president, like her mom. :woohoo:

[PennDem]

56. Ha Ha! rush limbaugh is...

Crank Widow Palin

[canetoad]

61. Puck Mule Palin here. nt

[40ozDonkey]

57. Still Hardrock Palin, pornstar of Accounts Payable

n/t

[PennDem]

58. Hannity is Speck Backfire Palin

Smells like bacon!

[Voice for Peace]

59. HEY! I got named Steam Fangs Palin too!

what can it mean?

[nichomachus]

60. A big hello from Hump Gizzards Palin

[MadrasT]

63. Krinkle Bearcat Palin

:rofl:

[Lorien]

64. Rust Mustang Palin! n/t

[begin_within]

65. Skunk Grunt Palin

[goodgd_yall]

70. We'd have the same middle name

I'm Sport Grunt.

[LeftishBrit]

66. I'd be Barrel McRaven Palin

I also put in Gordon Brown's name and found that he'd be Rope Hoover Palin!

[ProgressiveFool]

68. Drink Hack Palin, at your service! /nt

[Window]

69. Dust Chinstrap Palin.

[here_is_to_hope]

71. Ugh...."Mustache Warthog Palin"......n/t

[Bright Eyes]

72. Comma Liberty Palin.

[AzDar]

73. Moonshine Steam... which beats the hell out of 'Track Enfield'.

;)

[FatDave]

74. Charcoal Sniper Palin

Damn it, why didn't I think of this?

[6000eliot]

75. I'd be Spoon Archer Palin

if that bitch was my mother. :scared:

[Minimus]

76. Clamp Noodle Palin.

I so want to use Clamp Noodle as my screen name.

[psychmommy]

77. chop meth palin

i am very lucky to have the parents that i do.

[bleever]

87. Maybe they should have named Track that

instead.

[asdjrocky]

104. Hey, I'm chop meth palin too...

I wonder if that means we have the same name in real life. Are you my double?

[psychmommy]

113. they say everybody has a twin. go to my journal.

if i join another web community that is gonna be my name. haha

[asdjrocky]

115. It's uncanny-

If you go to my journal and look at my pic, you can not tell us apart.

[psychmommy]

116. i am not sure i saw you but i saw your description of you.

it is just down right freaky. haha

[asdjrocky]

123. You have to slide to the right.

I'm the guy standing next to the cheating bastard.

[psychmommy]

124. wow we do look alike except your about 100 lbs thinner

and white. the cheating bastard is still a cutie and so are we.

[asdjrocky]

128. Everything, except those few, is exactly the same.

:hi:

[FlyingSquirrel]

78. Wood Corps Palin

:party:

Glad there's not an "e" at the end of that!

[qanda]

80. Fleck Rookie Palin

[lynettebro440]

81. I'm Geese Whalebone Palin

sounds appropriate:)

[XanaDUer]

83. Me, too!

Nt.

[phycomycetes]

82. Shaver Razorback Palin

:yoiks:

thank you for posting the link!

[treestar]

84. Hi, I'm Crunk Petrol Palin

And I might be Veep one day!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

85. Grill Igloo Palin

Reporting for duty! :patriot:

Great find! :rofl:

[Octafish]

88. Skunk Grunt Palin

LMAO! I'm changing my name.

I'm kind of relieved. At first, I thought she was naming all her kids after ammunition and gun parts.

[bleever]

89. Leo Strauss would have been Lean Pipe Palin.

[demilib]

90. Cool...

mine would be Torpedo Vindicator Palin.

[daleo]

91. Recoil Zoo Palin

It's downright eerie...

[smokey nj]

92. Flex Gunship Palin

[leftyclimber]

93. Greetings

from Chalk Revelations Palin. :hi:

:rofl:

[Barack_America]

95. I'm Hump Gizzards Palin.

I freaking love it!

[leftyclimber]

96. And because nobody has yet admitted to entering "Sarah Palin"....

she would be (drumroll please)....

Flack Gobbler Palin

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[demilib]

114. LOL!

Perfect name for her.

[TroglodyteScholar]

97. Ladel Torque Palin

wahahah

[Dukkha]

98. Ammo Canal Palin

BAM! Right in the ammo canal!

[Hekate]

99. Pistol Tanker Palin here! yikes. nt

[mrs_p]

100. what fun

i'm loin falcon palin

[LiberalEsto]

101. Sport Grunt nt

[DemoRabbit]

102. I'm Skunk Grunt Palin - Guess we're related!

LOL!

[asdjrocky]

103. Chop Meth Palin here.

[Initech]

105. Crunk Petrol Palin

And I think he would look something like this:



Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

OK!!!!!!

[name not needed]

106. Froth Moonshine Palin

[Maria Wr]

107. Creation Schwarzkopf Palin reporting for duty nt

[Moochy]

108. Stag Tonnage Palin

Hey Ladies!

[Kadie]

109. Open Aircraft Palin n/t

[alfredo]

110. Recoil Zoo Palin George Washington is Fork Decoy Palin

[Errrica]

112. Krinkle Bearcat Palin!

I kind of like it.

[Naturyl]

117. Bomb Locomotive Palin (n/t)

[LeftishBrit]

118. I just put in George Bush..

and found he'd be Open Aircraft Palin!

[adamuu]

119. Rope Hoover Palin n/t

[stpalmer]

121. Taupe Armageddon Palin

[peekaloo]

122. Slicer Mission Palin

[unsavedtrash]

125. Molten Contra Palin

:yoiks:

[lumberjack_jeff]

126. "Tank Dent Palin" checking in. N/t

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

127. Taupe Armageddon

Meet my kids:

Pick Beef and Log Justice!

[Horse with no Name]

129. Copper Catfish

Hey...I like that!