*** DUzy Awards for week ending September 12, 2008 ***

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Fri Sep-12-08 06:18 PM
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Welcome to the mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them DUzy Awards, a compendium of star-spangled amusement from this week on DU. Congratulations to this week's winners!

Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD.

Special thanks to Breeze54, jazzjunkysue, rocknation, hootinholler, gateley, babylonsister, FlyingSquirrel, Wetzelbill and NanceGreggs for their invaluable assistance with this edition.

This should have appeared last week.

OP by Bleachers7:

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response #1 by Lucky 13:

      Tempus Fugit. Carpe Diem. E Pluribus Unum. Sic Semper Tyranus.
And a partridge in a pear tree....

response #8 by Occam Bandage:

      Lorem Ipsum: The thinking man's rick roll.

response #15 by paxmusa:

      Dupe. Someone posted this earlier.

The Lounge, September 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8074182

On a thread by bigbrother05:

      What's the difference between Palin & Cheney?

response #1 by NightWatcher:

      ? two cup sizes? Dick does have a nice rack on him

response #3 by scheming daemons:

      I'd like to f*** Palin.... but Cheney is too busy f***ing me......

response #4 by mtnsnake:

      Palin only shoots defenseless animals, not lawyers.

response #9 by az chela:

      OH OH OH
their glasses

response #18 by jazzjunkysue:

      Palin's gotta be ready when the mother ship comes.
Dick's just got to be back in his coffin in his homeland soil before dark.

response #19 by IWantAnyDem:

      From what I understand, Palin is a better shot. n/t

GDP, September 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6958070

On a thread by JonLP24:

Palin's eldest son to guard top commanders in Iraq

response #71 by Posteritatis:

Correction: Top commanders in Iraq to guard Palin's eldest son. (nt)

LBN, September 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3473388

On a thread by Emit:

Palin talks about Alaska as if it's another country.

response #1 by mcctatas:

If her husband and his pals get their way...
it will be ;)

GDP, September 6, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6959957

OP by Boojatta:

Why isn't there a McCainald's restaurant?
Instead of serving French fries, it could serve 100% American fries. Well, the potatoes might be imported, but the fries themselves would be fried up by docile American workers who could earn more if they were willing to work hard, but who unfortunately refuse to pick lettuce even at $50/hour.

GDP, September 7, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6977361

OP by BullGooseLoony:

That's it! I demand some DEFERENCE here on DU, or I'm never posting again!
That's right- just have faith that my opinion is well-informed. You all need to recognize my authority.

response #18 by kansasblue:

I need two weeks to prepare and then I'll post a response !

GDP, September 7, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6975834

OP by swampg8r:

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ok your turn

response #2 by ocelot:

      Is it OK if I just curl up in fetal position and whimper?
I don't like creating a scene.

response #28 by AldebTX:

      Ack....
I think I just coughed up a fur ball.

GDP, September 7, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6981128

OP by sellitman:

Remember the Keating Five?
I thought so.

Carry on then....

response #3 by swampg8r:

i have all five of their LPs
great sounds from a great time

GDP, September 7, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6981499

OP by Ichingcarpenter:

      Palin and Gibson have now even agreed on the interview questions.
1. Gov. Palin, is Barack Obama the most liberal person ever to run for president?

2. How bad do you think the economic fallout from Sen. Obama's catatstrophic plan to raise capital gains rates will be for working class hockey moms across America?

3. Does it bother you how unfair the media and the left wing bloggers have been to you so far?

4. How insulted were you at the unfair insinuation that you had not made any decisions in your role as commander in chief of the Alaska National Guard?

5. How important do you think Reverand Wright's un-Americanism was in Barack Obama's political development and how much do you hate Robert Ayres?

6. Do you believe women are intimidated by your enormous attractiveness?

7. How hard was it for you to single-handedly stop the "Bridge to Nowhere?"

8. How does it feel to have the most executive experience of any candidate in this race and how do you deal with the unfair attacks on that experience?

response #1 by Starbucks Anarchist:

      I won't be surprised if they put Vaseline on the lens.

response #2 by BrklynLiberal:

      Next: Agree on the answers as well....

response #3 by gratuitous:

      They're writing the answers now
Gee, will Sarah be able to stand up to the withering examination of Uncle Charlie?

Bonus question: What's your favorite color?

response #8 by BrklynLiberal:

      That color question will be a real tough one......
x(

response #9 by crimsonblue:

      it really is...
If you're Palin, Do you go with "Black as my soul" or "red as the blood of Iraqis that God commanded us to kill" ? Or even the audacious "green as the pile of earmarks covering my office floor"

response #4 by ColbertWatcher:

      When God addresses you, does he call you "Governor" or "Sarah"? n/t

response #12 by Mabus:

      You forgot one: "George W. Bush, Great President or Greatest President?"
And even then she won't be able to come up with an answer of her own.

GD, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3946441

OP by Wetzelbill:

The most surprising thing about McCain pushing a woman in a wheelchair..
Is not that McCain did it. He's got some anger issues. No doubt.

I am more surprised that Dick Cheney didn't beat him to it. :)

GDP, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6981949

On a thread by sabra:

      Newsweek: McCain Camp compiling all of McCain's policies on large index cards for Palin to study

response #1 by Mabus:

      They ought to make an extra set for McCain
So he'll know where he stands on issues too.

response #3 by alcibiades_mystery:

      Hooked on Reaganomics
:eyes:

response #4 by BeyondGeography:

      This after they realized building blocks were too cumbersome

response #21 by wienerdoggie:

      Why can't I be VP then? Just put everything on index cards for me.
I like to fish, I've borne children, I have more education than Caribou Barbie, I've held respectable jobs and was responsible for people's lives as a nurse. I didn't enter politics, but...that makes me an OUTSIDER, an everywoman.

response #23 by No Surrender:

      America deserves better than a Cliff Notes veep.
Poor little Sawwah, so much to learn, so little time.

response #34 by Riddler:

      Did they give her 2 sets, one for each position McAss has taken on every issue

response #38 by blondeatlast:

      They did, but damnit, she dropped 'em--and they weren't color coded.
No one can tell which one applies THIS week.

response #39 by livetohike:

      One index card should be plenty - she probably can't
even memorize that much. I can't even name one policy of the McCain campaign. Oh, is being a P.O.W. a policy? Then I do know one :-).

See below for some Special Visual Achievement awards from this thread.

GDP, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6986179

Poll question by prodn2000:

What is Sarah Palin's Favorite Dinosaur?

:bluebox: Eopraptor

:bluebox: Brachiosaurus

:bluebox: Tyrannosaurus Rex

:bluebox: Protoceratops

:bluebox: Stegosaurus

:bluebox: John McCain

:bluebox: Robb/Dingbat/You Know the Drill

:bluebox: Other - ?

At press time, "John McCain" was winning with 55% of the votes, and that's the only thing he's going to win. And see below for some Special Visual Achievement awards from this thread.

GDP, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6990542

Poll question by Elrond Hubbard:

Are the vast majority of people who call into radio shows...

:bluebox: Republicans

:bluebox: Clueless morons

:bluebox: Both

At press time, "Both" was winning with 100% of the votes. Thread also features an intriguing discussion about gams and yams.

The Lounge, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8082104

OP by sniffa:

      Obama will rue the day he didn't take me on as his campaign adviser
If only he had hired me when he had the chance, his campaign wouldn't be the train wreck it is now, and getting creamed in the polls.

I know how he needs to run his campaign, and it's better than what he's doing now.

Not hiring me is going to go down in history as the moment he lost the election, and I won't let DU forget it!

response #4 by blondeatlast:

      Hey, I was at that group interview too! I told him to let online posters worry about
his campaign finances and poll numbers in September!

Did they ever call you back...? I don't get it; I was BRILLIANT. :shrug:

response #14 by sniffa:

      He didn't call me back either. That's right, FUCKING ME OF ALL PEOPLE
He sealed his own fate that day.

You were brilliant. I still can't believe he didn't like your suggestion of eating a fetus on live television to show the value of stem cell research.

response #41 by paparush:

      If you shoot a moose in the face while pregnant and riding a snowmobile for jesus..
maybe you can count McCain's pills for him each morning.

GD, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6990483

OP by QuestionAll:

i still have one unanswered question about the jack abramoff scandal...
just who is abram anyway? :shrug:

:evilgrin:

GD, September 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3954494

OP by Lakerstan:

About this whole "maverick" business...
Somebody explain why anyone would vote for a member of a party that claims to be against their own party, rather than someone in a completely different party?

Isn't the person in the different party really the true maverick?

{Whew - that hurt my head}

And see below for two Special Visual Achievement awards from this thread.

GD, September 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3954593

OP by monomach:

      I AM ASHAME TO BE DU!
This is ashame. Why you ignore problem? Action of your is very bad!

Sexism!

Ebay!

This is all over Virginia!

response #1 by d_b:

      Mavrick!

response #12 by edbermac:

      Emergency! Everybody to get from street!
Emergency! Everybody to get from street!

GDP, September 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7004696

OP by dotcosm:

Obama lied.
He said "The American people aren't stupid."

I've never seen a more bald-faced lie than that.

Good luck trying to argue this one!

GDP, September 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6996441

OP by blitzen:

Sarah Palin has a God-given exclusive right to the word "lipstick"....
No one else is allowed to use the word to signify anything whatsoever. Although to many this may seem somewhat piggish, it is a truth revealed to her by her faith.

GDP, September 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7008975

On a thread by berni_mccoy:

Why Is McCain Always Standing Behind Palin and Playing With his Wedding Ring?

response #1 by rzemanfl:

Because they told him playing with his dick would be too gross.

GDP, September 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7005501

OP by Kurt_and_Hunter:

Listen Up! Keep the families out of it, or else
We need to get our act together and not delight in the latest revelations about the Palin family.

I don't care whether Bristol Palin knows who the father of her baby is. I don't care that she made out with every boy in Wassila. I don't care that she was shipped out of town by her horrid mother when the pregnancy became apparent.

And it is none of our business that the "father" was flown into the RNC under duress.

And I sure as hell don't care that Sarah Palin sleeps with men other than her husband. That's her business, not mine.

And it is certainly none of my business that Track Palin (an unfortunate name in the context of drug addiction) is a crack addict and felon who was shipped out of town (like his sister) when his criminality became too public. And if he is shipping out to Iraq only to evade prison for sabotaging the brakes on school buses, well who fucking cares?

It's not like my kids ride those buses.

So keep the families out of it!!!

response #38 by regularguy:

And just because she sacrifices children to Baal...
I mean who are we to judge, yknow?

GDP, September 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7013893

On a thread by VTGold:

      "Over Dozen Fall Sick At McCain-Palin Rally"
"Fairfax County Fire and Rescue responded to a call of several sick people at Wednesday's McCain-Palin Rally. Emergency crews transported several patients to a local hospital after they suddenly became ill..."

response #2 by hisownpetard:

      Same thing happened to me, when I watched it from home.

response #3 by wienerdoggie:

      Overdose of bullshit?

response #14 by Xipe Totec:

      They just couldn't swallow it all n/t

response #20 by radfringe:

      must have been something in the lipstick..... n/t

response #39 by bobbiejo:

      Palin's voice created an inner ear disturbance resulting in nausea and dizziness.
Long-term exposure linked to severe psychosis and decreased intellectual functioning.

GD, September 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3965285

On a thread by Purveyor:

More Than 300 US Rabbis Launch Campaign For Obama
"... The struggle for the Jewish voice is crucial to the Obama campaign, as it is to Republican rival John McCain - particularly in swing states like Pennsylvania and Florida, which both have large Jewish communities..."

response #5 by IanDB1:

"When I was a POW, a guard once brought me a dreidel for Hanukkah, my friends..." n/t

GDP, September 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7019056

On a thread by pokerfan:

Dennis Miller has declared war on Obama

response #19 by Guy Whitey Corngood:

We should be careful with this one.
A few years ago he declared war on his own career and look what happened.

:evilgrin:

GD, September 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3966158

OP by swampg8r:

i asked sarah palin
which is closer to alaska
the moon or las vegas

she said "well i can SEE the moon"

GDP, September 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7037617

OP by SalmonChantedEvening:

Palinnochio : )
Sarah Palin Lies – To the tune of Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes

It’s something to behold, how she must disguise
More than her soul’s been sold, see how Sarah Palin lies
She turns the fundies on, easy fooling them twice
Prepare for knee-deep snow, see how Sarah Palin lies

And she’ll fleece you, oil lease you
She’ll Morality Police you
Pro secession, and regression
Got pork barrel cash obsession
But her affairs we dare not scrutinize
See how Sarah Palin lies

She may not speak in tongues, tho hers is forked just right
Un-Solomon her songs, see how Sarah Palin lies
Three star promotion for you, deny you criticized
Amnesia will do, see how Sarah Palin lies

Her Aleutians and confusions
Constantly seeks retribution
This non-thrilla from Wasilla
The 900 pound gorilla
Dobson blessed you say goodbye
See how Sarah Palin lies

Her religion, nowhere bridgin
Embellish just a smidgeon
Close to Russia, don't past muster
Or I could rule King of Prussia
Dobson blessed you say goodbye
See how Sarah Palin lies

GD, September 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3972527

OP by monomach:

THIS IS ASHAME! HOW YOU SUPPORT????
Obama he say pigwomen were lipstick on lips!

Letter man show!

Were is pigwomen?

Sexist!

Not change for you belief!

This is all over mexico!

GDP, September 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7022269

On a thread by lolamio:

More from the Palin interview: "...you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska."

response #19 by Lancer:

I can see the moon from my house.
Doesn't make me an astronaut.

GDP, September 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7036875

OP by jazzjunkysue:

      ****The First Official Sarah Palin Is So Dumb Thread****
Finish this sentence:

"Sarah Palin is so dumb....

response #2 by DontTreadOnMe:

      OK, I'll go first...
Sarah Palin is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

response #7 by mitchum:

      ...she pronounces the "b" in "dumb"

response #19 by truthisfreedom:

      she thinks " bush doctorin' " is wilderness first aid.

response #21 by Curtland1015:

      Alternate: she thinks " bush doctorin'" is shaving her bikini area!
:P

response #30 by KathieG:

      ...it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes

response #32 by dicksteele:

      ... she thinks the Gettysberg Address was Abe Lincoln's vacation home.

response #37 by DearAbby:

      Palin is so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice n/t

response #39 by dailykoff:

      she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

GDP, September 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7037725

On a thread by Zombie2:

Sarah Palin ABC Interview With Charlie Gibson (Airing Date 09/11/08)

response #2 by organic produce:

I'm convinced
This is all going to come crashing down like a poor pilot over Hanoi.

Political Videos, September 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x187267

On a thread by redstate_democrat:

      THE DUMBEST MF'ER TO EVER RUN FOR VICE PRESIDENT---IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

response #5 by lapfog_1:

      Race between her and Dan Quayle
You say potato and I say potatoe.

response #10 by FKA MNChimpH8R:

      At least Quayle got through law school and passed the bar
Jeebus, I am defending Dan Quayle. How far has Mooselini lowered the bar?

GDP, September 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7037344

OP by TK421:

Okay..I get it now....I have found the perfect cop-out when posed with a difficult question
and when I get asked that question, I will respond " In what respect-persons name"?

BOSS: TK421..why were you late for work today?

TK421: In what respect, boss?

BARTENDER: Sorry, but your credit card is over the limit

TK421: In what respect, bartender?

COP: Sir, you're being pulled over because you were going over the speed limit

TK421: In what respect, officer?

Yeah, I just watched the video again and thought it was a pretty straight-forward question myself.

GD, September 12, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3983577

OP by rufus dog:

Hate to say it - but I am now voting for McCain
And it is largely due to his pick of Palin. She truly is a reformer and will bring about the change that this Country needs.

Think about it, we can save billions by not funding public schools! We can just drop the kids off next to what used to be education centers and they will become scholars.

We can solve the health care crisis by dropping patients off near hospitals and Dr.'s offices, the patient will gain the knowledge and be able to cure themselves.

Immigration and National Defense, she solved it, we will just take some of those afore-mentioned students, place them along our borders and borders of problem nations - problem solved.

Financial crisis and unemployment, solved! An army of people will be placed near financial institutions and they will know how to fix everything.

Hunger, now you are getting it, the hungry will be placed next to fast food restaurants!

Come on people it is all so easy, get on board!

GDP, September 12, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7046040

OP by Wetzelbill:

      Make up your own folksy campaign saying...
You know, like the "lipstick on a pig" thing that McCain and Obama and others use sometimes. Go ahead and make up your own folksy campaign saying, and it can be absolutely nonsensical.

I'll start:

If you want a duck to walk straight you don't quack on the other side of the pond.

response #2 by Rabrrrrrr:

      If it walks like a horse, sounds like a duck, and flies like a turtle, it's Kafkaesque
and that ain't Christian no how.

response #8 by DS1:

      This campaign is serious as a hurricane telephone pole up the cornhole in a crackhouse

response #9 by DS1:

      She's like a one-sided toaster working overtime on a rack of lamb

response #15 by Wetzelbill:

      My opponent runs around the issues like a chicken full of Ex-Lax

response #21 by DS1:

      Felt like a bullet wound you could throw a cat through and bled like a stuck pork link in Bermuda

response #31 by Rabrrrrrr:

      Havin' a Rolex don't make ya a beekeeper.

response #33 by Wetzelbill:

      If gubment ain't like that pond out back, well I don't know what the hell is!

response #36 by DS1:

      Ain't no worse than shooting 15 people at comcast billing support

response #37 by Wetzelbill:

      Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

response #40 by regularguy:

      McCain: Change that's not all black and such like.

The Lounge, September 12, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8090382

OP by blitzen:

You can put lipstick on a cocky whacko, but...
it's still a cocky whacko.

response #1 by ddeclue:

It's a waste of perfectly good lipstick???
:rofl:

GD, September 12, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3979993

OP by Obamarulz11:

Will the Obama campaign run ass during the OSU-USC game
I hope so!! Better be good too.

GDP, September 12, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7044959

OP by tannybogus:

      Take a closer look at the RNC confetti!

response #1 by bushwentawol

response #2 by Doozygirl54

response #5 by Contrary1

response #7 by Ghost in the Machine

GD, September 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3932540

OP by symbolman:

      "Sarah Palin TUNDRA CHICKEN" Graphic for use. Let's FLUSH her OUT!

GDP, September 5, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6947827

OP by LunaSea:

      Seen this note from Barack?

GDP, September 6, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6959015

OP by underpants:

      Lick my CAPTION

response #1 by terrya

response #13 by rurallib

response #4 by Zombie2

response #7 by bob_weaver

response #8 by Kurt_and_Hunter

GDP, September 6, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6962505

OP by spanone:

      who dresses cindy?

response #1 by Canuckistanian

response #3 by proud2Blib

response #5 by seemslikeadream

response #6 by Bozita

response #10 by Happyhippychick

response #18 by edwardlindy

response #32 by Ikonoklast

response #44 by Contrary1

response #49 by Indenturedebtor

GD, September 7, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3943237

OP by Cheap_Trick:

      This just in: Mattel to be introducing the Sarah Palin doll

response #3 by LunaSea

GDP, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6981794

OP by Patsy Stone:

      Sarah, I'm watching you...

GDP, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6992191

OP by EarlG:

      The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 351

Editorials & Other Articles, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x382478

OP by IndianaJones:

      what're we gonna do now man? game over, man, game over....

response #3 by berni_mccoy

response #8 by Elrond Hubbard

GDP, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6981839

On a thread by sabra:

      Newsweek: McCain Camp compiling all of McCain's policies on large index cards for Palin to study

response #9 by edwardlindy

response #30 by Ichingcarpenter

response #33 by JBoy

GDP, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6986179

On a poll by prodn2000:

      What is Sarah Palin's Favorite Dinosaur?

response #2 by Kristi1696

response #4 by tridim

response #11 by Bucky

response #14 by 48percenter

response #26 by rucky

GDP, September 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6990542

OP by scheming daemons:

      I made a new McCain/Palin logo.... you like?

response #9 by intheflow

GDP, September 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7007756

On a thread by Lakerstan:

      About this whole "maverick" business...

response #5 by yorgatron

response #10 by ColbertWatcher

GD, September 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3954593

OP by IDemo:

      LOL Headline fun for Firefox users

GD, September 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3954617

OP by demdog78:

      McPalin McPig - Fun With Photoshop!!!

GDP, September 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7018381

OP by 1corona4u:

      --------OMG this is GREAT!!!-------

GDP, September 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7015959

OP by ElsewheresDaughter:

      good niters DU....

GDP, September 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7009876

OP by KitchenWitch:

      We interrupt your discussions here in GD: P to ask a simple question...

GDP, September 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7024605

OP by Canuckistanian:

      Hey! How would y'all like to be "foreign policy experts"?

response #2 by CAG

response #4 by Kristi1696

response #27 by beac

response #9 by vpilot

response #12 by Taylor4change

response #22 by FlyingSquirrel

response #28 by Bigleaf

GD, September 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3979787

On a thread by blitzen:

      You can put lipstick on a cocky whacko, but...

response #3 by bob_weaver

GD, September 12, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3979993