John McCain Unable To Use Pity Potty Due to POW Injuries

[Breeze54]

John McCain Unable To Use Pity Potty Due to POW Injuries

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Pity Party; Arizona

Sept. 13th, 2008

In late breaking news, Senator John McCain has revealed that he is sitting on the RW Pity Party Pot looking for votes and toilet paper; as he is unable to wipe his own ass due to injuries sustained while a POW in the Vietnam War and clueless grasps for sympathy. Some political strategists see this as an attempt for the Sympathy Vote, a well known diversion and political scheme to gain more voters support. He has also had trouble getting more sympathy votes; as was later revealed and unable to use a keyboard or even toilet paper. His injection of Gov. Palin into the fray made some wonder if the "hockey Mom" also had other hidden talent's not yet revealed on ABC's intensive interviews conducted by Charlie Gibson. So far, voters know she played basketball; shoots polar bears, wolves and moose from an aerial perspective and changed a lot of diapers, as she is also the mother of five children, her youngest being 4 months old. Is her newest 73 years old? I guess that 'Depends'!

:toast:

[ddeclue]

1. So he picked Palin to wipe his ass for him?

:rofl:

Doug D.

[Breeze54]

2. Seems that way and I hear she's a good typist!

:P

[dkf]

3. I saw that at Drudge

Was DU discussing it earlier? I missed it.

[Breeze54]

4. You saw what at Drudge and did you shower afterwards?

:shrug:

[dkf]

5. The blurb about how he couldn't type due to his POW injuries.

I thought it was rather pathetic. After all, he could type with a keyboard on his lap if he needed to.

And Drudge is one of the few politically oriented things I can read at work. That and Politico. I can't believe how many websites they block. Definitely not DU or Daily Kos.

[Breeze54]

6. Drudge IS politically oriented... he's a RWer!!

Where the hell do you work that allows that crap?

Maybe you should ask the IT team about that. They set the permissions. ;)

Sorry they're subjecting you to that.

Do they block DKOS? DU?

Fey and Poulin look like Palin and Cindy McCain to the max!

And yes, someone on DU posted about McCain using the sympathy crap...

hence my OP. ;)

[dkf]

7. I work for a totally anal corporation that just told me I couldn't

use an external hard drive even though I only brought it in because I had filled up the network server to the brim which was slowing everything down to a snails pace.

They blocked me as a power user so that I couldn't save files to my c:drive.

They froze my internet security levels so that every time I run the macro I created myself, I need to press a button to enable macros.

Argh.

[MiniMe]

8. I heard he was caught in the men's room with another man

When questioned he said "I am a US Senator. I can't pull it out myself because of my POW injuries"

Larry Craig was overheard saying "Damn, I should have used that excuse"