Palin Offers $150.00 Bounty On Alaska Liberals

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Anchorage – Despite the international outrage over Palin’s support for the aerial hunting of wolves, and the bounty offered by Alaska for the paws of said wolves, Palin has now expanded the program to include liberals and others on the left.

“Alaskans hate wolves and liberals, so it was just natural to increase the program to include hippies and lefties,” Sarah Palin said as she lay on a bearskin rug, holding an AK47. “This has more to do with religion than politics, you know. See, there is going to be a big battle between good and evil in Alaska, and both the wolves and those lefty do-gooders will be on the side of Satan. So, I’m really just helping God!” she said.

“Isn’t there going to be legal and ethical problems with this,” asked Charlie Rose from the doorway.

“In what respect, Charlie?” Sarah asked.

[io-solip]

1. And she'll figure out some way to pay the bounty with earmarks.

:silly:

[20score]

13. That's good.

[BlooInBloo]

2. I suppose that's supposed to be funny. Or something.

[20score]

3. Not to those with humor deficit syndrome, no

[undeterred]

4. Is that all?

:shrug:

[20score]

5. Yeah, just a quick one today.

[jeff30997]

6. Lol!

I'm not even sure I would be surprised if she proposed this.

[Suich]

7. LOL!

The idea doesn't even seem that far-fetched!

Thanks, 20score!

:rofl:

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10. Thank you!

[karnac]

11. heh. funny. on a more serious note...

Listen, Obama's main strength is that he seems above the fay. actually, not seems but IS!


Don;t get me wrong. I don'tnow what the correct strategy is. Perhaps fighting like cats and dogs IS the correct one. It probably is.

On the other hand, Obama will no longer seem like a jesus/messiah above the fray.

But just another politician fighting like everybody else. In oter words bring him DOWN to Mccain's level. Is that the other side's strategy to force us to do so?

Perhaps going nuclear is right but i just don't feel all that comfortable.

Justified that the means is worth it though.

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. Don't give her any ideas!

:evilgrin:

[20score]

9. It's okay; she's like Bush - she doesn't read. (I hope.)

[Lint Head]

12. Iraqi children are dead. “In what respect, Charlie?” Sarah asked.

3,000 Americans were incinerated because Bush committed negligent homicide by ignoring Bin Ladin's warnings documented in an email saying terrorists to crash planes into buildings. “In what respect, Charlie?” Sarah asked. You screwed around on your husband and family. “In what respect, Charlie?” Sarah asked. You don't have a frigging clue about the Bush Doctrine. “In what respect, Charlie?” Sarah asked.
:dem:

[Jamastiene]

14. Wow, I'm a heathen and gay.

I'd bet the bounty on my head would be higher. What would that do, double it?