"Fooling these earth voters is easier than expected..."

[villager]

My youngest is watching an old episode of "The Simpsons" right now...

[BobbyZimmerman]

1. I vote for Kang!

[villager]

2. Certainly many will, in just a few weeks...!

n/t

[BlooInBloo]

3. Soon they will build bigger boards, with bigger nails!

:rofl:

[DCKit]

4. This thread is useless without graphics....

[villager]

5. The thought had occcurred to me, and thank you for the necessary emendation!

;-)

[baldguy]

11. Old School

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. We must look forward, not backward!

Upward, not forward!

And always twirling, Twirling, TWIRLING towards the future!

[StrongBad]

7. Abortions for all!

*BOO!*

Alright then, abortions for none

*BOO!*

Very well then, abortions for some, miniature American flags for all!

[Bright Eyes]

8. Kodos: It's true, we are aliens! But what are you going to do about it?

It's a two-party system - you have to vote for one of us!

Man 1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
Man 2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead! Throw your vote away!

[ThoughtCriminal]

9. Predictions

http://thoughtcrimewave.blogspot.com/2008/02/thoughtcriminals-fearless-election.html

http://thoughtcrimewave.blogspot.com/2008/07/epic-election-predictions.html

[dorkulon]

10. Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

I want that on a bumper sticker.

[Shiver]

12. There was a local band around here several years back

moderately popular, named I Voted For Kodos.

I'm pretty sure they made bumper sticks...

[tom_paine]

13. "Mr. President. People are wonderin why you and Senator Dole are walking around holding hands

all the time?



"If you know of a way to exchange long protein strings, I'd like to hear it."