Hubert Flottz
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Sun Sep-14-08 10:17 AM
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Is every republican in America a clone of Dave Vitter? |
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Seems like they are all always going around shitting themselves 24/7. Don't EVER let them lying liars shit you...not a pound...not even an ounce!
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Sun Sep-14-08 10:23 AM
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1. Check the diaper sales. |
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Sun Sep-14-08 10:33 AM
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2. I think the reason the repubs are so cranky is them dirty diapers. |
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Makes crybabies out of them all...
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Sun Sep-14-08 11:12 AM
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3. Depends sales WAY UP...despite sagging econ, Daiper Institute of America |
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is reporting Sales of diapers are off the roof these daze
No one seems to know the reason....but I suspect ever since the Bridge over Troubled waters came into view...shitty diapers resulted
Them Pubs got a look at Failin Palin and went shitty overboard for her without even knowing what she is....now that they accepted her...too late...have to cover any blemishes, scars, moles, whatever....some Pubs are shitting over that.
I not shitting ya man...
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Sun Sep-14-08 11:26 AM
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4. The entire GOP is as full of shit as Dumplin Davy's drawers... |
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Bush has been pumping out the BUshit for 8 years and the veggies in the GOP thrive on it. Shit is the odor of the day to all them deranged perv-o-fascists.
Now we know the kind of funky assed fruit that comes from these turdblossom types. Trickle down shit as far as the eye can see...Even Roto Rudy couldn't deal with the cat 45656789890.9 shitstorm the neocons have delivered.
The great ship of state is up shitcreek without both oars in the water...round and round she goes and down the drain...so hold your nose.
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Sun Sep-14-08 11:31 AM
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5. Damn you Hubert...now I gatta spray my screen with Pine Oil DeOderant |
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Shit Everywhere should be a song for them Pubs..
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Sun Sep-14-08 11:38 AM
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6. The GOPers love that bushit flavored Fool-aide and can't get enough |
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They shit themselves 24/7...Dave approves of that mess-age. and so do the flies, fleas and tics.
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Sun Sep-14-08 11:58 AM
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7. Reports have come in that Vitter is Bitter these days...kinda left out of things |
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Larry got the headlines, then Obama, then Gustav, now Palin.....he is so lost...
Watch the dude...he may try sumpthin...
Desperate peeps play for keeps>>>>>>
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Sun Sep-14-08 12:25 PM
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8. Sarah knows about changing diapers and hockey pucks... |
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Maybe she can go down to Dave's neck of the woods and take Dave some pork. I think Dave knows a lot about earmarks and sausage husbandry and such too. I think the girls over at the DC Madame's place had Dave by the ears enough to put some serious earmarks and bruises on his lobes.
I think Larry Craig was helping Bush out on the PNAC based spying thing there in that airport crapper. Larry(bobble foot)was looking through the cracks for WMDs(Weenies Of Massive Dimensions)
Now we hear that John McSame was having an affair with a stripper..."there goes the "MORALITY" issue...shot to hell this cycle.
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Sun Sep-14-08 12:35 PM
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12. But McWho is a Mavv....he don't need no stinkin Morality |
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Affairs with Strippers? Didn't we all? No man goes through life without fucking strippers for gods sake....its common knowledge...
Them Pubs are no diff....cept some stray into KINKY SHIT or into Stinky STALLS where the malodor is a turn on woody....OMG, I can't believe I typed that...
Hail Mary, Mother of God, Please forg.......
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Sun Sep-14-08 02:45 PM
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15. McSuk and Miz Piggy are living at the foot of the cross to hear them |
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tell it.
I guess the GOPers forgot the part that sez..."You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour."
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Sun Sep-14-08 03:31 PM
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16. False Christians are worse than Satan...Evil is the Code Word |
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Sun Sep-14-08 12:26 PM
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9. Either way a diaper investment may be worth a look. |
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Sun Sep-14-08 12:29 PM
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10. The returns may be a lot higher than oil or gold.....LOL |
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Sun Sep-14-08 12:30 PM
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11. Roto Rooter shares might not be a bad bet either. |
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Roto Rudy is a BIG loser though.
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Sun Sep-14-08 12:38 PM
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13. As a cross dresser, Rudy should know some things about roto rooting |
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God, the smell is getting to me man...LOL
I gatta go feed the Wolves
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Sun Sep-14-08 02:36 PM
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14. Larry craig proves what I have said for years... |
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You can't trust a republican in a shit-house with a muzzle on!
And I think took up for a repub the other day...somebody said to me, "Gawd that damned old John McCain really stinks!" and I said, LIKE SH!T HE DOES!
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Sun Sep-14-08 03:36 PM
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17. Like SHIT HE DOES"........LOL |
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Ya can't trust um with your Banks Either...thanks to the Pubs...their top Assholes gets those $$$7767564 mil Golden Parachutes and we taxpayers payin the friggen Bill
They have found ways to ROB US BLIND and made to love it, expect it, anticipate it, tolorate it and even FIGHT LIE CHEAT STEAL FOR IT.
Them Pubs are in the DELUSIONAL GROUP of HUMANITY....its the only rational explanation left...DeLusion is not a French Term...or is it?
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Sun Sep-14-08 05:26 PM
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18. FOX is saying that McMaddog is leading Obama 50% to 48%. |
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If that is true, the American people are just too stupid to deserve freedom and liberty.
The founders would be heart broken to see what this country has become.
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